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Is he Gay?

and is that his push bike.............LOL

no he's married with 2 kids :)

tis a motorbike.

don't worry i found it funny, i mean he's in a bike club

and he likes Human Nature, but it's good, gives me some1 else to talk to

about them hehe :thumbsup:

heh, just got done for speeding on the way home from work, just past gepps cross heading north, coming into the 80 zone, i accelerated a little early. whoops.

so i pull over stand behind my car, licence in hand and wait for the lady cop to get out of the car.

me: "how ya doin?"

cop: "not too bad thankyou, i dont think youre gonna be having a good night though, the reason im pulling you over, is you were doing 82 in a 60 zone up there, any particular reason."

me: "yeah, has been a long day at work, up at 6 at work at 10, finished fifteen minutes ago (was about 9pm), not much of an excuse i know."

cop: "*laughs*, fair enough then, still gonna have to fine you unfortunately, got your licence?"

*hands over licence, cop starts copying down details."

cop: "occupation?"

me: "dealer."

*cop gives me a "WTF?" look and laughs."

me: "... heh, yeah, i work at the casino, the actual titles 'croupier', but 'dealer' gets a better reaction out of people."

cop: "ill bet, had me going for a second there."

*hands over fine*

cop: "that'll be $280, the payment options are on t... (cutoff)

me: "...you take cash?"

cop: "... you sure you only deal cards?"

*cue more laughing.*

sucks that i got a fine, but it was cool getting a cop with a sense of humour.

i think it would have sucked either way - cool cop or not. what were you driving?

btw my bro's a dealer at the cas as well. and i know a girl who works in the grand/pullman's.

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i think it would have sucked either way - cool cop or not. what were you driving?

btw my bro's a dealer at the cas as well. and i know a girl who works in the grand/pullman's.

yeah, it still sucks having to pay a fine, but ive got the money set aside to pay for it (the cool thing about not having the time to spend my money), and if im gonna cop a fine, id rather get it from someone whos nice about it then someone whos a c**t about it. it was in the magna...

heh, everyone seems to know someone who works at the casino, names?

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Well i think it is only fitting to have my 1000th post take part in the SA Wasteland.

It's been an interesting 1000 posts. And has given me time to reflect and see myself grow.

I started here without even owning a skyline. Then i did own one for about 2 years. Only to sell it to move onto faster and more fun things.

Hopefully by 2000 posts i'll have my dream car realised of having a V35 300GT 4 door.

Well i think it is only fitting to have my 1000th post take part in the SA Wasteland.

It's been an interesting 1000 posts. And has given me time to reflect and see myself grow.

I started here without even owning a skyline. Then i did own one for about 2 years. Only to sell it to move onto faster and more fun things.

Hopefully by 2000 posts i'll have my dream car realised of having a V35 300GT 4 door.

umm congrats lol. i hope by the time i have 2000 posts ill have my dream car...

i would be happy with a stock 350z, such nice cars!

+1

in other news, driving home from work tonight, getting close to gepps cross, a p plater in an excel tears into the parking lane on to over take people with the associated speeding, and forces his way back into the line of traffic just before he runs up the arse of a parked police car... nothing happens. BAH!

closer to elizabeth im being tailgated by some suit in a new model camry, i slow down to something silly like 20 under the limit and brake check him a few times, he over takes and starts weaving in and out of traffic, and beats me to a redlight, whoopdidoo asshole. once i get to munno para, just as the left lane merges, he comes screaming up the left at about 100, 110 km/h, and ducks back into traffic and over to the right lane without indicating, and the while hes usin his damn mobile.

its funny, i speed, once, lapse in concentration, and i get done for it. f**kwits like these get away with being just plain reckless. how is that fair?

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