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...so Im on my way back from toorak village on the way to Burwood Deakin, and as I reach Burke road I notice this stationwagon full of bacon has been tailing since Orrong road, and then just as I pass Burke road he flashes his lights and pulls me over

"Whats the problem officer?"

"You failed to indicate properly when changing lanes"

Apparently you have to let your blinker flash 3 times b4 you can change lanes...I usually let it flash once...so they have their reason to dick me now

"License please"

"Here you go"

"Pop the bonnet please"

So I open the bonnet and as thats being done these 4 ****ing huge pig pieces of shit start checking out my car like they have never seen a Prelude b4...

"Why are you drving right now? Theres currently a charge of reckless driving against you"

"That was over 3 years ago officer and the matter has been settled"

As you guys might know, I got done doing 180 on the freeway back in 2000, lost my license for 6 months, did a defensive driving course, paid my penance

So after raping my engine bay and checking the glove box and interior WITHOUT EVEN ASKING ME they come back put a canary on the car, give me 2 tickets, one for having an invalid license, the second for not indicating properly when changing lanes, and the canary for

-Intake/exhaust(Ive already been done by the EPA for the exhaust its legal now, and arent you allowed one intake mod anyways?)

-Brake lights not working properly(fair enough a bulb needs to be replaced)

Mags too big(I have 18s, my car comes with 15s stock)

Supsension(you can fit a coke can under it so its legal, and the travel is legal as well)

SO Im ****ing pissed off right now.....Any of you guys who know me well know where I live and who my dad is, so Im not gonna take this lying down...Im gonna fry these bacon ****ers with every ****ing resource I have

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ahahahahhahaaha

yes im laughing... u know why? cause i know what will happen... u will get off and they will probably get reemed hahahaha

NO REMOURSE MOTHER F$^ER!!! NO REMOURSE!!! :D

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at least you farking indicated, most **** suckers dont even do that and they still change lanes, to much of this shit is going on. Fark it next cop car i see on the side of the road parked with no one there i'm gonna rip off those cops lights off the roof and put em on my skyline and start chasing them down, with a fake cop badge.

Sick of these fat bacons. oink oink, Lolz Just had to get some anger out.

Originally posted by RedLineGTR

at least you farking indicated, most **** suckers dont even do that and they still change lanes, to much of this shit is going on. Fark it next cop car i see on the side of the road parked with no one there i'm gonna rip off those cops lights off the roof and put em on my skyline and start chasing them down, with a fake cop badge.  

Sick of these fat bacons. oink oink, Lolz Just had to get some anger out.

lmao u crack me up

Originally posted by chopobo

why can't we start a 50000 man riot

raid all the cop shops

and bring down the government

dun think all the cops of victoria can stop an angry 50000 mob

was waiting for a loony comment from chop...where are the mechetis(spelling) this time?

Originally posted by Horus

[bAny of you guys who know me well know where I live and who my dad is, so Im not gonna take this lying down...Im gonna fry these bacon ****ers with every ****ing resource I have [/b]

normally when i hear this i would say "spoilt bratt" but this time....i say go for it...bring these filthy scum down to our level and give them a beating! with all the "illeagal" cars on the road, they target a nice one! try starting with the dodgy ones that are falling apart and causing accidents first...thats what i say anyway

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