was witness to a robbery today

[inark]

funniest thing happend today before work...

found a park on church st off little collins today across the rd from the underground carpark. Was a little early so decided to wait for a bit and listen to some music lookin all full shick in my shkyline... was just sitting there watchin all the hot suited up women walking around then noticed this "group of youths" walking towards me on the other side of the rd. There were 3 guys and 2 girls (a fun time i hear u say )... anyway they stopped on the steps next to the car park lookin as sus as one (well 5) can be... they kept lookin down the carpark then siting down again and looking all anxious.

All of a sudden they all just start walking down there.... 5 mins later i hear running and yelling... out pop 2 of the guys running for it and the other one chasing him telling him to come back and yelling his name (haha what a novice).

i think to myself... hmmm a little weird... theyve tried to break into someones car or something...

5 mins later a guy and a chick come hurrying out of there... looking around... looking suspicious and anxious and then yelling SECURITY! and then going "nah *** it lets get out of here" and bolting off in another direction.

Having a photographic memory (which last 5 mins) i recall there being 5 of them... hmmm the chicks gone awol.

2 mins later 2 guys come out looking pissed and looking around... they split up and walk off hurridly. One comes back so i yell out to him... "ur lookin for those 4 kids arent ya"

he comes over... i tell him ive been sitting here for about 20mins from when they first walked down the rd and he explains to me what happend.

These 5 kids have just walked str8 down there... a couple looking out the other inside emptying the til! they managed to catch one of them who said "she was waiting for her mum to come back to the car" hahahaha next thing u know the cops rock up... i give em my details and a quick rundown on what went on.

I knew i should have got out and fly kicked the first 2 coming out of the place... or at least jona lomu'd them and tackled the little ****s... they wouldnt have been anymore than 16 to 18. Best thing about intervening on things like this is ur "allowed" to smash them up a little... been ages since ive been in a little "fistycuff" lol

[funkymonkey]

lol u posted it... hahaha... i swear dat coppa u tried to hail down was feelin very threatened by u... lol 2 women cops in a dibby van too...

[inark]

haha yeah i know she looked a bit frightend

[hippy]

u all talk man!!! ... i know u were pissing your pants!!!!

[Wardest]

Whereabouts in Little Collins St was this?

[inark]

lol hippy.

wardest - down towards spencer st on church st.

bloody constable woke me up early and now i cant get back to sleep... oh well she was alright

[SmoothLine]

Good work Nark, you should have had a go at them though....

You kiwi machine you

[Guest INASNT]

Originally posted by hippy

u all talk man!!! ... i know u were pissing your pants!!!!

i agree with hippy

u should have just run em over a bit and claim u were approaching the carpark entrance and they rang out and u didnt have any time stop in time!

[funkymonkey]

my car was in motion pulling into the street as they ran... lol din even suspect anything till i parked nex to him n he explained...

not unusual to find youths running thru melbourne CBD streets

[inark]

lol nah it wasnt them u nob... u came like 5 mins after.

i spose seeing as i am getting new guards and bar i could have ran em over lol

[KamikazeR33]

Originally posted by hippy

u all talk man!!! ... i know u were pissing your pants!!!!

hes right nark - oh i could have done this, oh i could have done that.... but no u just sat there and did nothin

wheres ya spirit boi¿¿¿

[doxximus]

should of fly kicked them you wanker! that would of been funny haha

[pushead]

nark: I think i saw your car and FM's car just around the corner of my work the other day, was about to leave you guys a note on the car R32 without spoiler is yours right?

[chopobo]

lol

yeah dun you jus hate it when you regret it

i get that alot

if you thought fast

you coulda spear tackled the bitch, and then head butt him and start punching him out steve austin style!

haha

then put him in a figure 4

hahaha

cop style

[chopobo]

or you coulda used ur authority

"halt i am a iprimus technical consultant! freeze or i will suspend your internet account!"

[SS8_Gohan]

Originally posted by chopobo

or you coulda used ur authority

"halt i am a iprimus technical consultant! freeze or i will suspend your internet account!"

ahahahahhahahh :bahaha:

[Horus]

rofl @ female cops

end of story

[inark]

Originally posted by KamikazeR33

hes right nark - oh i could have done this, oh i could have done that.... but no u just sat there and did nothin

wheres ya spirit boi¿¿¿

lol yeah i could have have... then found out they were running to catch up to someone cause they had nothing to do with it and get owned by a lawyer... specially when one was telling the other to come back...

"come back dan!!!"

*SMACK!*

*POW*

*BATOUI!*

take that u little theiving bitch!!

*in small beatdown broken rib voice*

"all i wanted to do was give him back his wallet he dropped"

LMAO im so making up a iPrimus Authoritah card.. hahaha thats gold.

"FREEZE!!! Like windows ME!!! Im a Techie and im not affraid to use FORCE!!"

*pulls out the titanium headset with matching soft leather earpiece for comfort on those long calls/

[Guest INASNT]

Originally posted by chopobo

or you coulda used ur authority

"halt i am a iprimus technical consultant! freeze or i will suspend your internet account!"

that threat would have been as scary as if bill gates threated u!!

[chopobo]

it would be pretty funny if the cop decided to check yer car out and slap a canary on for all yer troubles

haha