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The Official 'prego' Thread

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Col-GTSX

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OK,

Time that prego told the story on how his user name came about...

I have had too many sleepless nights and many pm's from people saying whats the deal with prego...

Well little buddy its time to come out of the closet...

Please continue, and give us the long version, spare nothing...

Damo feel free to add to this content also...

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i am already making it hang on

edit: you can keep stuff already here i dont care and it has to many emotions so fixing one extra sec :P

PREGO

How It Started

Well it seams a few know by some hints they have dropped off and it seams the rest want to know why

well here it is

as some may know damien choy aka choyoda is a staff member at the australian air force cadets (AAFC) he is an LAC there

well im am a cadet at his sqn (squadron-215sqn) the most seniour there

originaly i did not know lac choy or care to know him as i was originally in 201sqn but hq (headquarters) decided our 2 sqns would amalgamate and would be called 215sqn and move to 215dqn's location

this was the worst decision that hq has made 2 sqns with 80 cadets into know 1 with 30 > _ >

so it had been a year at 215 for me and alot of people had left and i started to get to know this LAC choy how i found was a pretty cool fella and owned an r34 skyline how awesome is that :D

so we started to become friends (i hope :O) and would joke around and such

we do these things called bivs which stand for bivouac which is a military sort of camp run from a friday arvo to a sunday arvo

so about 6 months ago we went to aritula i think with another sqn from beenleigh i never want to go on one with them again > _ >

it was a bad tick season at one time i had 9 ticks including paralysis ticks and just kept contantly getting them

but anyways after 2 very very long nites it was saturday morning

and all the cadets had come to one location and they had to do a "tactical medi vac" meaning tactically move injured personal through the bush

which also means us lazy seniour cadets get to be carried around

so LAC choy was in charge and he gave about 5 of us our injuries like head injury, broken leg, spinal injury :w00t: (personal joke ask damo) so they first few were given the usual broken leg, broken arm, head injury... etc

my turn and what do you know im pregnate!

so he ran off gigiling i bet

and i was there got a nice stretcher made with a sleeping bag us pregnate ladies gota be comformatable ;)

me, another seniour cadet and choy had our own private chanel on the radios so as you do as a pregante ladie who happened to be in labour i was maoning like no tomorrow and in my histerics said a few things

like im gushing so much i could fill an 11x11 (a big army tent)

so we then went on and finished the excersice

then we got back on our private chanel

and ofcourse everyone wanted to know how it happened seeming choy was on the otherside of the training area which is a few ks away

so like any other "black man" : P he has a very very very very very very large "penis" and could reach all that way to enpregnate me

and after some more moaning the babies were popping out which happened to be gigantic ticks

so after nearly everyone knows i get the nick name "prego" so my call sign on the radios is prego and his is brown chow :w00t:

the for the rest of the day a few more convos and mucking around

and for those that dont know choys gf is also a staff member at cadets > _ >

so we have to make her jealous and as she reads this she is going to be jealous like normal :)

we do the usual like se ya sweetie and how good was last night, what are you wearing (on msn etc..) its all good :(

back at cadets we got in a little trouble about it but who cares! cant stop love :)

next biv i gota a little presie though it was a blow up tick : O amazing

thats the end though when i have my car and enough money im buying the plates pre-60 :D

anything i missed out damo will fill in or ask me any questions

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Rhinorebel

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How right you are Mel. Isn't English a subject at school anymore. Took me so long to read that story as I had to keep going back and trying to decipher the bad spelling from the cadet lingo. Come on Prego, give it an edit and fix it up!! It is immortalised now so make it right!!

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R33S2

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edit: you can keep stuff already here i dont care and it has to many emotions so fixing one extra sec

Like i mean to say you edited that and its still gobblygook, but as Col said its all out in the open now and from what I can decipher you are a cadet and you got prego and gave birth to 7 Ticks???

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IanB

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Like i mean to say you edited that and its still gobblygook, but as Col said its all out in the open now and from what I can decipher you are a cadet and you got prego and gave birth to 7 Ticks???

sorry but lol good call...

So preggo, as a caddy, do you have plans to one day join the ADF later on down the track or are you just doing it for its own sake? Either way is cool.

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Einstein

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I can only blame the internet where shitty spelling and grammar runs rampant

Prego already mentioned he chats on MSN, you'd think he'd learn proper english from that? Nope. The internet breeds f**king awful language habits.

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