You Know You Drive A Skyline When .. ... .

[Munkyb0y]

...when your gf wants you to park in the shopping centre carpark instead of driving around for 20 mins looking for 'suitable' parking on the street, and when she starts getting pushy, you look at her as if "you know, i can get another girlfriend" . also applies when she says "your car is too loud and violent"

Edited January 19, 2008 by Munkyb0y

[PREISS]

-LIke some1 else said.. you wash your car just to drive 1km even tho its going to rain soon.

-also . cruising 60km in a 60km zone watching your rear vision for cops more than watching the road in front of you.

-that feeling you get when a cop does a u turn just to fly up your ass then turn off.

[PREISS]

Also.

When u and your mate work together and you take turns week to week with cars. you tell them we can take my car all the time if u give me 10buks a week.

When your mates get out of your car for the first time and say 'i want one now'

When u cruise in the car with mates going slow, then finally hit it for them. and all they say is 'f**k'

[Mobies]

when you've had a bad night theres nothing else ya want to do except boost through the hills just to clear your head theres something about hearing the awesome RB noise shifting gears sideways just makes everything better

[nos man]

you're knowledge of skylines is greater than the 12 years you spent in school

[typevu]

You know you own a Skyline when dero bogans in Commodores rips it up or give ya a rev to show off how fully sick their zorst is when your just putting along minding your own business!

You know you own a Skyline when a cop can see your tail lights from miles away and zooms up to your rear end to f**k you over.

You know you own a Skyline when you spend hours washing and polishing it... only to have it rained on a few hours later!

You know you own a Skyline when your always gazing at a picture of it thats on your desk or on your mobile phone.

You know you own a Skyline when your girlfriend keeps nagging you "WHY YOU SPENDING SO MUCH ON THE CAR FOR I WANT MORE SHOES MORE DRESSES YAP YAP YAP"

You know you own a Skyline when your family keeps telling you to save money instead of spending it on the car.

You know you own a Skyline when you cant stop tinkering around with the car.

You know you own a Skyline when you got a list of what to buy in the back of your head and keep searching it up ready to buy it as soon as funds become available!

You know you own a Skyline when you laugh at Holdens and other shitboxes on the road tryna be sick c**ts.

You know you own a Skyline when you know you have a descent car!

You know you own a Skyline when your constantly keeping an eye out for the coppas.

You know you own a Skyline when your broke and still want to buy more stuff for the car!

You know you own a Skyline when your eating basically bread and water!

You know you own a Skyline when your car spends more time in a workshop/on jacks/hood up than you can be bothered counting.

[mid life crisis]

... You dream about your car being broken into and you wake up angry.

... You get asked questions every time you fill up the car.

... You are paranoid about leaving the car with your trusted mechanic

... You think it's ok to spend $120 on oil

... Your freinds introduce you to someone new and say this is my cool freind

... You know every part in the rB engine catalugue and car recite turbos by name, model and number

... You smile and go Wooo Hooo every time you get a red light.

... you think all cars should come with turbos

... your wife likes driving when you are drunk

... your left leg is stronger from the brass button clutch

... your next car is going to be a skyline

[n/aTurbo]

...........when your mates like your car more than you, but it doesnt bother you that much.

[datto260Z]

When your first mod is replace the coil packs.

[GTROB]

When people ask why you why your car keys have a big red R on them

[R338OY]

When you gun it from the tolls making all this noise and see a Holden V8 ute chasing behind tryin' to get in on the action, and he doesn't catch up until you slow down (true story)

When you're in a Maccers carpark and this punk kid walks up and asks a million questions about turbos and drag racing, then another punk in his work ute drives past with a hot blonde girlfriend who stares at you and your car and smiles like she wants another boyfriend, then the dude throws his large coke out the window and nearly splashes your car. You and the little punk kid have a laugh about it (true story)

[Krishy]

...when you run stock boost and can beat a supercharged commy with a lot of work/$$$ spent on it.....

...when giving a vx clubsport a run and beating them leaves a big grin on your face all nite

...when your miss keeps changing the colour of your gauges...

...when your ariel doesnt go up or down but you can hear the motor grind....

...when a huge front mount just isnt big enough....

...its ok to pay twice as much for a brand name product that does the same job as a non brand name product...

...when you find cheaper alternatives to give your car that extra more kilowatts (bleeder valve from a EBC)

[DECIM8]

When you have more gauges than a Jumbo jet cockpit

When your credit card is maxed, your bank balance is 0 and your on internet banking transfering money to your bank account to pay for the next mod..

[typevu]

You know you own a Skyline when your meant to have a drivers license in your wallet but it just aint there

[cruzin33]

When you have more gauges than a Jumbo jet cockpit

When your credit card is maxed, your bank balance is 0 and your on internet banking transfering money to your bank account to pay for the next mod..

So true

[dovla]

When you spend more time in your skyline then in your gf sad but true!

[Krishy]

...when you would rather go for a drive then spend the night with the miss watching a movie

[gtrkiet]

wen u get done doin 260 on pt wakefield... -,-"

[jenkies]

When you spend over 1grand on a skyline r/c car

You too huh?

i think there must be a few of us out there lol

[cruzin33]

i think there must be a few of us out there lol

Iv got 3 drift cars now lol 2 electric and 1 petrol