You Know You Drive A Skyline When .. ... .

[Jezza-gtR]

You remind EVERYONE that a GTR won Bathurst and was then banned.

every ford v holden discussion about bathurst at work always has me butting in with that

[R34GTFOUR]

...when you step out of your gts-t to a na r34 with a stock exhaust, but still make gate and bov noises as you drive which somehow makes the car "feel" quicker

...when you kick out the passenger to save 80kg to help win a race

...when you park 10mins away from a shop centre car park, which is only 5mins walk away from your house

or

...when you have no other choice and have to park in a shopping centre carpark, you do so next to a large pillar or wall, thus decreasing your chance of being hit by a opening door by 50%

[kralster]

You know you drive a skyline when you have illusions of grandeur.

[MaTBoY]

When you feel liberated when you drive past coppers in your girlfriends car without that 'sinking, they're watching me' feeling.

[R34NRG]

When you feel liberated when you drive past coppers in your girlfriends car without that 'sinking, they're watching me' feeling.

ahahahahhaha so f*kn tru!!!

............u smile and say ok when ur mech asks for another 6 weeks to build ur car even though its already taken 2 months

[typevu]

You know you drive a Skyline when your constantly browsing ebay for something for your car even though you dont know what your looking for exactly but hoping something interesting might pop up for you to blow your money on... the money that you dont have.

[FATAZZ]

PARTS on/in your car are worth more then some of the ricer/hero's cars on the road.

when you get home and your staring back at your car while walking to the front door.

when you NEVER forget to lower your motorised spoiler after parking(r32gtst owners)

when you have a pic of your car on the loungeroom wall.

when first thing in the morning you do is check on your car.

when you only use 1 brand fuel....BP Ultimate

when you wish your missus was a cop. Get out of Jail free card that 1

when your commo mates cant wait to tell you how they beat a skyline the other day.

when you almost cry when hitting a pothole.

when you buy a DVD from a skyline cruise.

when you boost guage sits in your air con vent.

when all you need is cable ties and scissors to replace your front bar.

when you tell people your aeriel is in the windscreen

when you add all your modifications and realise you could of got a GTR.

when you stop by your house to check on your car during work hours.

when you can get too any speed limit in 2nd gear.

when your 19yr old car reads 122.XXXkms.

when your car reads 122,XXXkms and your contemplating a rebuild or going a bigger RB Engine.

[R33GOD]

when you carry wheelshine in your car at all times!! lol

[daisu]

You get fined for having a straight through exhaust and continue to use it because you refuse to muffle that sweet RB sound.

[Rolls]

every ford v holden discussion about bathurst at work always has me butting in with that

It wasn't banned, they just canned the competition. It was replaced by v8 super cars.

[daryl the pony]

when you just read all 11 pages!

[typevu]

You know you drive a Skyline when you mention one bad word about Holden you get a battalion of ex-Holden owners jumping in trying to stand up for Holden even though they know they would be outnumbered on a Skyline forum.

[noisia]

you know you drive a skyline when you see a holden or ford trying to take a corner and all you can do is laugh

[B. J.]

You know you drive a skyline when you've never heard it driven from any other point than the drivers seat.

... when you think 'yes, I could have pushed it harder thru that corner' even though the tyres were squeeling and you were on the wrong side of the road.

... when a sentance contains 'for the car' the other half just rolls her eyes and asks 'how much?'

... when other people just dont get it.

... when you take the time to explain to someone who is slightly interested in them, everything you possibly know.

... when washing the car is at least a 1/2 day event, even though it was quite clean to begin with.

... when, yeah, there could be less offset on the next set of rims, perhaps a bit wider too...

[r33cruiser]

...when u pull up at the lights and some people waiting to cross circle their hands hoping u give it a bit of a rev and a burnout.

... when a simple mod takes 4 weeks to install and tune.

... when your mates own holdens and cant understand why u bother modding it. until they come for a ride.

....when u get shit from fags making sounds like ''psscchht" and u think to yourself, ''i would never swap my ride for their 1980 charade''

... when u park between 2 posts in the carpark so no one can dint your ride

... when u always put your sunshade up to 'shield' interior mods.

...when u park nose in, as not to arouse suspicion hiding the fmic

Edited January 27, 2008 by r33cruiser

[R33GOD]

when you love you car so much you give it a kiss. (usually when drunk ) lol!!

[ali-turko]

You know you drive a Skyline when your constantly browsing ebay for something for your car even though you dont know what your looking for exactly but hoping something interesting might pop up for you to blow your money on... the money that you dont have.

haha so true do it almost every night

... when you late to your gf 21st party cause you were working on your car

...when you have been away from your car for couple of weeks, thinking bout gives you butterflys

... when your in a slip lane and the guy next to you in him brand new 70k v8 laughs at you until he watching your ass fly by

[jaqule]

when you buy raffle tickets for cars at the shops , and think to yourself how many mods you could affored if you won it and sold it stright away

when you spend 5 hours photo chopping different wheels on to your fav photo of your car

when people honk at you at a green light , because you were staring at the reflection of your car in the shop window

[fab34]

You know you drive a skyline when you get out the car to have a shag with the chick ya just picked up cos you know it just to small in the car and you know ya gona hit ya head on the back window if ya try

or have her head hitting the roof

[TezGT-R]

You know you drive a skyline when a tool in a V8 holden ute revs his car at the lights and takes off spinnin the wheels, and you dont take the bait knowin its a waste of your fuel to educate him about 'jap crap'