Perfect Gift For The Special Person - Too good for the classifieds

[85URK]

ok ok il trade you my clippers for your clippers??

[Sambo33gtst]

So josh sends me the link to this thread at 10.38pm and im all like "this is just gonna be a link to the Sunshine Coast chat Post Thread and its gonna all suck uno?"

and it turn out to be really funny.

f**k.

[markimak]

aahaha.. josh congrats. this is the funniest thread i have seen..if its 11.30pm and im laughing like a little girl by myself i;; prob wake the family.. ahaha

top stuff.

anyway back on topic. i am interested ill trade my GTR with cash adjustment myway. $19,994.95 to be exact..

could i see a pic of them working under water. perhaps in a pool as...

"i enjoy trimming my bits underwater. as it makes them all soft."

[markimak]

also any accident damage.. im concerned about buying a lemon. i want to be able to clip freely for years to come. ill pick it up at the tuesday night dinner. if its at cactus jacks next..

[Keegs]

Brad pulled out last minute.

everyone thats posted before me sucks for not having pointed out the easily inferred, but not intended, sexual possibility of that post.

[IanB]

[Mud]

series 1 or 2 ?

[85URK]

can this double as a circumcision tool??

a jewish friend of mine asked me thats all.......

[Rhinorebel]

Do these come with eye protection?

Have witnessed some nasty nail-related accidents when no eye protection worn. Is there any optional insurance for said nail-related injuries??

[SmoothLine]

I see you have removed all the mods from the clippers.

Have the clippers seen any track work on the toes circuit, or only ever used for street (finger nails) use?

[Devils_Advocate21]

Must say do the work with a fresh coat of paint? Or been left in Sulfuric acid for 3 minutes, im worried i might know them in one of these tins that i have laying around, i need insurance that they'll still work. Oh how would i go about insuring these unique pair of clippers

[Ska]

Can you PM me the CIN number, I want to run it through FAST to verify build date and factory options.

[53XYN]

im very keen swap u my r34 and jzx chaser?? .. plus some cash ur way ? do you have the original box or wrapping? is this one owner ?

Let me know via Pm serious buyer

[n15m0]

swap you one sexpo ticket, valid free entry on the thursday!

[phatboi2010]

i've spoted this around brissi before on very sexy peice of machinery...

[FineLine]

Is this prized item left or right handed.

[Ska]

How many clips has it done?

[dangerous_daveo]

I have very thick nails, both toe and finger... Will this item be able to cleanly cut through said nails.

Also, I notice there is some rust on your product. I assume this is only surface rust, and not structural? And a quick tetanus jab would sort out any problems that may happy if skin not just nail was cut.

Also! Does it come with instructions?

[n15m0]

swap you one sexpo ticket, valid free entry on the thursday!

Here you go...I'm serious swap nail clipper for a ride on the gerbil

[Col-GTSX]

What is "Ride the gerbil at sexpo" ????

Josh, im scared, make the clippers fix that nasty gerbil thingy...