I Want A Room To Rent

[Nismo_Boy]

I’m short, cute and fluffy, I even do house work! I don’t have to have a garage, but would rather one, however need off street parking or atleast have access to off street some nights of the week.

Weekends I’ll be most likely be back up at Noosa, looking for someone who wants cash in their hand, and will turn a blind eye to a dollar value they will need to sign on perhaps a certain form.

This of course is nothing illegal and will be discussed later on

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to have the notorious “Nismo_Boy” actually living with you

I’m not too picky where about’s in Brisbane; anything is better then 1400+kays a week in driving at this point in time

[Keegs]

so many humerous offers are going to come through this thread...

[Eug]

i have a gimp cage you can use...

[AARR34]

come crash at mine for a while if u like

nothin permanent but theres plenty of room and u can park next to my R34 in the garage....hows that?

[dangerous_daveo]

Well dude, you can stay here. But its the same terms Im on... So thats 25% of your after tax income. Oh, and those nail clippers.

Bonus is tho, we only eat rip eye fillet steak, and only have tasmainan salmon. Thats on the nites we dont have sussages and bakes beans... Oh and we dont have a garage, but we do have ramps up from the carport to under the patio for when we need space for an extra car. Lucky you posted today! We were going to pull them down tomorrow!

In all seriousness tho, this is going to become one funny as thread.

[BLiNKsTaR]

I have half a garage you could sleep in? We have a first in first off the street parking basis in this bunch of town houses. It's in buderim... where r u looking to live?

[Keegs]

He's looking for something around Brisbane as he already lives at Noosa...

[89_SIL]

i got a place at springwood. maybe too far south but my only roommate left for china last week.

[Bunta]

If you can forcibly remove our current house mate you can have his room

[Oblivion]

You can share with me, literally you'll have to sleep in my bed...with me...and you can use the garage if you can get your car in there, i nearly got mine, and i nearly took off my exhaust and front bar at the same time, and you have to cook, clean and shower me too....

P.s. oh and I snore.

[Ad_N]

How much you looking to spend a week on rent?

[Nismo_Boy]

Dave: 25% of taxable income you say… Now that is a sweet deal!

Michelle: Somewhere in Brisbane, I live in Noosa/Peregian Beach right now and I’m getting sick on the drive.

Andy: Is your room mate on the lease? If not I look pretty mean in a cute, 12 yr old kid way in a suit and with a metal poll.

Rohan: That’s a pretty tempting offer, but I really have to think about it lol

Edited March 4, 2007 by Nismo_Boy

[Nismo_Boy]

Just think guys, you even get to say you have had the ONE AND ONLY LXU55 that just can’t get it up at your house, not only that, because it can only just get better… My little red rocket swift will be a regular visitor

[boot_it]

I’m short, cute and fluffy, I even do house work! I don’t have to have a garage, but would rather one, however need off street parking or atleast have access to off street some nights of the week.

Weekends I’ll be most likely be back up at Noosa, looking for someone who wants cash in their hand, and will turn a blind eye to a dollar value they will need to sign on perhaps a certain form.

This of course is nothing illegal and will be discussed later on

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to have the notorious “Nismo_Boy” actually living with you

I’m not too picky where about’s in Brisbane; anything is better then 1400+kays a week in driving at this point in time

geeze josh if my house wasnt sooo full of ppl (and cars) u could live at my house

your low lux could park around the other 10 silvias

but if ppl knew u were renting at my house my property value will go down about $100,000

[Nismo_Boy]

geeze josh if my house wasnt sooo full of ppl (and cars) u could live at my house

your low lux could park around the other 10 silvias

but if ppl knew u were renting at my house my property value will go down about $100,000

Rofl!! Your neighbours would be like OH NOES! Not that LXU55 kid

Gimme a holla, when you ditch a few people

[predator]

PM sent..

[Nismo_Boy]

as per pm gordo

[impact_blue]

Our housemate is not on the lease. Thank f**k. I think he's planning on going back to darwin soon anyway.

[Nismo_Boy]

Our housemate is not on the lease. Thank f**k. I think he's planning on going back to darwin soon anyway.

Want some Mafioso kids to come say hi?

[impact_blue]

Interesting... if you have a policeman's uniform, you're more than welcome, I am 99% positive he's selling drugs. It'd scare the shit outta him!