Hungry Jacks: Midnight Heroes Episode 1.

[Pauly33GTS-t]

I might be doing this in the heat of the moment but...

At hungry jacks, with 2 mates in the car grabbin some 30c cones (of the ice-cream variety). Placed our orders "Neg'" style and proceeded forward behind a red 92 model Toyota Camry with P plates.

All was swell...

Then as we wait for lil' Miss clueless infront of us collect her order, my mate points out to me that she has her car in reverse with the brakes on. I give a little courtesy beep to make her check her self before she wrecks my car and hope for the best... she remains clueless. The car behind me edges right into my rear bumper as if to say hurry the hell up, then I realised I was in a ticking time-bomb insurance excess trap...

20 secs later, she gets her order, im thinking "what the hell is this girl doing??? shes gonna hit my car!" she throws the hand brake down, plants the accelerator and I immediately bang the horn to the extent that if i hit it 1 pound of pressue harder i would have been eating airbag. I hold it down for 15 seconds. She stopped within 1cm of my car. Literally.

She threw the afterburners on, bolted so quickly out of the car park that she probably spilt her drink all over herself and got the hell out of the vacinity of me with a raging temptation to almost come within an inch of smacking the shit out of her car with my fist.

I'd ask the question: "Should little miss P plater that payed uncle f*kmook to get her licence be allowed to drive?" but I think y'all know the answer.

HJ's Firle. watch out ppl.

/end rant. (sorry fellas had to make a god damn thread out of this debotchery).

Edited March 16, 2007 by Pauly33GTS-t

[thanglongz]

I understand your frustration mate, theres always those out there that don't deserve a license and you wonder how the heck did they get a driver's license int he 1st place!

[Pauly33GTS-t]

Yeah haha dude. I was laughing about it afterwards... I came home and my sister's friend's car was parked outside. it was a splitting image of the camry that almost backed into me and it had P plates too but I knew it couldn't have been her cause she is out.

I could of used some isntant karma at that point...

[thanglongz]

Was the chic in the camry hot? haha

[Pauly33GTS-t]

All I could see was the back of her head, and all she could see I gather was my face screaming "WHAT THE f**k" but not actually screaming at all... horns were doing all the screaming.

[Mike_]

I have to ask... Why was the car in reverse in a Drive through? The last time I checked the entire theory behind one of those is that it's "mono-directional"...

Some people, I swear. they barely know how to control a car and they're left unsupervised! It's terrible!

[Pauly33GTS-t]

car was in reverse at the 1st drive thru window. she needed a kick in the head.

[Cubes]

Back in 97 I bought my first extremely Tidy 1989 VL Commodore. Sitting in KFC drive through; some numb nut in her volvo with a hat on the back parcel shelf did exactly that, reversed straight in to me. :S

There appeared to be no damage, I got home and the bumper was completely broken underneath.

And I didn't get their details... lesson learnt. :S

Awseome car the little old VL.

[CleanGTS-t]

"mono-directional"...

LMAO!!! love it!

Maybe people just get confused with their autos. Come on an R kinda looks like a P hahaha

Lucky your mate had his eyes open Pauly33GTS-t.

[Bl4cK32]

wouldve been an honest mistake, get over it. She probably went to slap in in P but didnt get there.

Im sure u have done some stupid shit as a learner...

[R33LIN]

I understand your frustration mate, theres always those out there that don't deserve a license and you wonder how the heck did they get a driver's license int he 1st place!

i couldnt agree more!

Well said mate

too many people are getting their licenses way too easily these days.

my two cents!

[andz]

i like the title

cant wait for Episode 2

maybe her lights were defect

ive seen cars driving around with reverse lights on

[sinistaGTR]

lol....im not sayin anymore i can just imagine paully for the next 30mins goin nuts lol

[Cubes]

Get a boxing bag or join a boxing club.

Take out that frustration some where.

[Sinful]

Yeah I have seen this happen a few times....

Most of the time they are not concentrating on what they are doing as away with the fairy's

Im glad she didnt hit your car but there are people like this out there and thats why being a defensive driver is the best way.

Lol Pauly goes off!!! Can you get video next time! Now would love to see that

[Madaz]

All I could see was the back of her head, and all she could see I gather was my face screaming "WHAT THE f**k" but not actually screaming at all... horns were doing all the screaming.

thats why i like air horns embarrasses the hell out of ppls that stuff up and lets everyone around also know hey this dude is a tool

[Pauly33GTS-t]

yer could you imagine steve, the godfather tune on air horns hahahaha and having these plates:

lol

black32: let me guess, you were one of "those" when you were younger. remember honest mistakes dont make honest accidents. if your that god damn careless in your car you shouldnt be driving...

I'll point out to you also, that the car was 4 and a half metres away (and then some), she didnt ever have time to put it into park, instead thought she had it in D and left her foot on the brake. How long before you take ur foot off an automatic, and then free roll, do you realise your in reverse? stupid. stupid. stupid. worst thing I ever did as a P plater was drive accidentally with parking lights on instead of full lights at 8pm in the early night and I paid for it (extended p's 1 year). she wont pay for her "honest mistake".

As a learner I did stupid shit in the company of a fully licensed trainer.

EDIT: Episode 2 will come soon enough.

Edited March 17, 2007 by Pauly33GTS-t

[32 4whore]

Lol. Attack of the drive through bandits.

Now something stupid is a car load of Wutang clan boys in a VK yelling abuse at me today. On the way home from dropping a mate off to work in the city.

Yelling abuse at me because i supported Youth Suicide Awareness.com

Now I can understand why they are yelling at me becausei have a more superior car. maybe me being on my full licence and not having to worry about my P Plates being heaps faded and having to worry about the po po after doing a fat skid at the lights.

no they pay me out for having a RIP sticker and a website sticker on my rear window.

I then yeled back abusing there shit car and thinking 4 against me is a bad thing. I then went for it at the next lights and go far away. I then get caught up in traffic and they tailgate me home.

I pull into my driveway and they wait out the front.

I walk out the front with a baseball bat and my dad who has just shaved his head for the Shave for a Cure with a knife.

These boys piss off like there is no tomorow.

Now yes i know this soudns very unreasonble. but i was not taking shit from little dicks in a VK commodore.

All 4 of these kids looked like they were all out to just cause shit.

Im sure they will think twice next time they come up against a person at the lights.

Sorry for the ramble but i just don't understand why kids think they can do whatever they want and think its fine. How do they get their licence or control a car only seeing just above the steering wheel.

[Pauly33GTS-t]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA *choke choke HAHAHAHA f**k!

Dude, that was hilarious. A VK Commodore full of "Do I have potential?"s with dirty laundry hahahhaa.

Edited March 17, 2007 by Pauly33GTS-t

[Leeman]

Lol. Attack of the drive through bandits.

Now something stupid is a car load of Wutang clan boys in a VK yelling abuse at me today. On the way home from dropping a mate off to work in the city.

Yelling abuse at me because i supported Youth Suicide Awareness.com

Now I can understand why they are yelling at me becausei have a more superior car. maybe me being on my full licence and not having to worry about my P Plates being heaps faded and having to worry about the po po after doing a fat skid at the lights.

no they pay me out for having a RIP sticker and a website sticker on my rear window.

I then yeled back abusing there shit car and thinking 4 against me is a bad thing. I then went for it at the next lights and go far away. I then get caught up in traffic and they tailgate me home.

I pull into my driveway and they wait out the front.

I walk out the front with a baseball bat and my dad who has just shaved his head for the Shave for a Cure with a knife.

These boys piss off like there is no tomorow.

Now yes i know this soudns very unreasonble. but i was not taking shit from little dicks in a VK commodore.

All 4 of these kids looked like they were all out to just cause shit.

Im sure they will think twice next time they come up against a person at the lights.

Sorry for the ramble but i just don't understand why kids think they can do whatever they want and think its fine. How do they get their licence or control a car only seeing just above the steering wheel.

Thats awesome man! Just make sure you have your car locked up and out of the way for the next few days so the little pricks dont come and do something stupid to your bus