Learn All About Hoons

[impact_blue]

Wow that is a gold article! I fell heaps educated now about my peers' behaviour now I love this one

"Drifting: This is performed when a vehicle approaches a corner or intersection at relatively low speed and is then rapidly accelerated through the corner causing the rear of the car to slide out and the tyres to slip on the roadway and screech."

And you're not alone with your dodgey parking fine! There's a whole bunch of stories in this thread - PARKING TICKET STORIES - CLICK ME!

I'd love to see someone have the time and patience to sit down and write a response (her email is there for everyone!).

[IanB]

ill sit down tomorrow and pen out a response to her, send it off and post it up here. Im f**king sick of the way were getting treated by the qld police force and media, its a crock of shit.

[ctjet]

its like... they know me so well

i guess the jig is up

[2BNVS]

and i thought nsw was ridiculous....

[ctjet]

HA!!! nsw has nothing on the local vic coppers

[2BNVS]

very true lol my mates in melb tell me stories..... they should all be ashamed for thinking they are doing the right thing.... dumbshits all of them

[ignuz]

Oh Em Gee

[racsov500]

hahahaha

they have lots to learn yet

[Zoggy]

lol @ the link

[ludi_konj]

i could come out with an educated response to that pathetic article BUT.... i CBF!!! so to all the australian police who support and endorsed this article out there... GO f**k YOURSELFS!!! especially to the author of that article... f*k your stupid!! referencing a f*king bbq apron shop for the definition of hoons??!! why not with all that fantastic knowledge of "hoon behaviour" don't you make one up yourself!!! This hoon crap is just an excuse for not being able to do your job properly... U f*kN BLUDGES!!!

with f*kn shit regards jure

[GTAAAH]

Hoons... or just... Young People... or just.. People with decent cars..

[32vspecII]

i am going to email her and ask for the contacts for her superior officers to make a complaint about her obvious complete lack of intelligence and competence

it is offensive to all tax payers that she is on the public payroll

[DECIM8]

I cant believe melb have police, I drove around melb for 3 days for a good 20 hours or more and saw 2 cops ..

Not to mention most of the people on the rd are drunk, yes really they drink and drive likes nswlians smoke and mobile and drive.. Even so I got lessons on how to hold my beer in my lap while drivin? im like WTF? r u spaztic?

Oh RBT's are invisable - i mean they dont have them! and for being know as a city with so many hot cars .. I saw about 10 in total.. Sydney shits on that haha (note I didnt goto chapel street at night)

Neways.. Point is your cops are un-seen.. In NSW you dont experence a time when you cruise and dont see at least one cop .. espeically in the city...

I also noticed my spelling mistakes but was really lazy and couldnt be bothered fixing them. Sorry!

[ctjet]

Officer Pettet must be responsible for this...

[Intensevil]

I've seen an increase of police on the roads ever since the noble park macas riots.

I like the part of the article where they desribe hoons as "Hoons are often stereotyped as male, aged between 17 and 25 years, of low income and a

blue collar worker or unemployed."

Isn't that the exact same definition of a bogan / bevan...

Nice to know we've all been lumped into the same category as those inbred morons.

What's also funny is how they have statistics on hoon related offences yet the total sample size was 12 over a multiple year duration. One of the first things about statistics is that a larger sample size is better, the person who wrote this article is stupid beyond beleif and I highly doubt would have even finished high school.

[prae]

Oh shit..I'm Asian, I'm 19 years old, and I live in Victoria..

[dontfeelcold]

Maybe they should put more effort into preventing hooning. They should make everyone getting a license to spend an evening at a hospital to see the aftermath of a serious car accident, not a pleasent sight.

[Dav]

Oh shit..I'm Asian, I'm 19 years old, and I live in Victoria..

maybe you should just head down the nearest cop shop right now, cmon off you go

[insu]

You're all damned hoons! Every single one of you! What with your music turned up loud: hipping and your hopping and your Mick Jaggers and what nots.

Not to mention you're all disrespectful to your elders, you don't appreciate what you've got (we didn't have playstations, mobile phones or the wheel in my day). Oh and you're all on drugs.

Damned hoons.

But they're all right guys. Instead of doing things like:

1) Spending money on our cars

2) Meeting up with other car enthusiasts at certain locations

3) Going on cruises

4) Talking about cars/modifications/performance etc

We should be doing what our socially responsible parents did when they were our age like:

1) Spending money on their cars

2) Meeting up with other car enthusiasts at locations

3) Going on cruises

4) Talking about cars/modifications/performance etc.

Hmmmmm.

[LTHLRB]

i read that lapping is illegal? so all the old ladies who drive around carparks to find a spot at a bussy shopping centre is a hoon? how the f**k is cruising on a nice night to enjoy it illegal?

also on burnouts... who the f**k needs to pour oil on the road to get their "modyfied" car to break traction.. i mean.. that isnt so modyfied is it?

whoever wrote that document is a tosser fullstop... ask majority of the police in vic or wherever.. if they have doen a burnout or broken THEIR OWN LAW or thrashed a car... if they say no.. they lie. THEY LIE

i work at ford and get their highway patrol cars and undercovers and gold class cars in.. their lower than 100mm.. yes.. iv tested them with the wheel of fortune. They are unroadworthy (brakes fried, tyres past the tread wear indicators, oil leaks, power steering leaks, broken bushes and ball joints..) Hell even in the new xr8s their diffs are that tight they shudder... ohh no I ONCE COPPED A CANARY FOR HAVING MY DIFF TOO TIGHT AND WAS DEEMED A MINISPOOL BECAUSE THE WHEELS SHUDDERED...

pffft...

do a bounce test on their highway patrols... sure do pass ay...

tossers

Edited March 20, 2007 by LTHLRB