Jetstar Bites The Big Wang

[Basti]

Basti - 2 weeks, who's that in your pic?

noice. no sense in going for a few days is there. btw thats the future mrs basti. adriana lima herself. lol *dreams*

[spin_psycle]

Well.....STILL here, another $2 in the internet kiosk Yep Bec, sucks balls! Anyhoo, 3 double blacks later and still board. Can't say much for the service. Meal vouvher buys a drink though so thats a plus! Apparently another 2 hours....WTF!!!?? My advise, NEVER fly Jetstar. Yeah it's cheap but you gotta wonder why!

lol

OMG whatever you do, don't eat the food on jetstar if you can help it.

Scarier and more plastic.. than McDonalds

lol, i do the catering for jetstar and yes, the food is downright shithouse

i was stuck there aswell till nineofcukinclock or whatever time it left due to the fact that we had to go back to our warehouse to get more of the food that the hosties will be giving out for free supposedly....

ads i hope you just demanded free drinks all flight - i know i would have!

[adznight]

I'm here, I'm pissefd I'm rockinre Go Asssie go!

Bec - cal them onld man tell hoim I'm her

Go Hawaii!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG 120 beers on tap..... hwere to I start! Mmmmm swim yay!

[adznight]

PS - Jetstat sucks!

[West]

PS - Jetstat sucks!

ALOHA .

[R31Nismoid]

lol @ the MSN msg i just found on my PC from 4am Hawaii time

LMFAO!!!!!

[paulr33]

i also recieved random msn msg's at 4am

nice work adzie

have a good one

[adznight]

Sooo.... Was a night of epic proportion as you can no doubt tell by my random crap above. Started at some bar call Yardhouse and as the name suggests, it's ALL yard glass's with 120 beers on tap! OMG yeah! Anyhoo, 3 or 4 bars after that then it was off to the beach for a 4am swim and some Hoff and Pammy action on the bay watch tower, the pics are gold. Anyhoo take it easy guys and I'll update at 4am tonight

Go web MSN!

[Mavric]

Hey bro looks like they screwed you around something shocking... I'm In Hobart waiting to get on a plane been up now for WAYYY to long!!!

Have an ace trip bro catch you when you get back...

Keep drinking go to every Pub in Hawaii that you can find and go nuts!!!!!!!!

And remember if you think that you have had too much to drink have a few for me will make you feel better

[Bec]

Bec - cal them onld man tell hoim I'm her

Done - I told your dad you are now a her

Hahaha - JK - all is good, he says send him emails instead of wasting your $$ calling them.

[saff_cossie]

Is this your first trip overseas mate?

Guy at work got back from Hawaii last week and told us about the Yardhouse, sounds very good! They jumped over to Vegas and LA too at the last minute as they figured while there are there, they may as well. Was a very good price too as they flew Jetstar.

Enjoy it

[Omurru]

Wrote this out yesterday and lost it when the forum died

haha you were on the hawaii flight, wanna know why it was delayed, cos the plane was f**ked it was sitting in our hangar most of last week, I think in the end it was 36hs late we had guys working on it non stop for the time it was past it's scheduled departure. I think in the end they cancelled one of the sydney-asia flights and flew that airplane down here to do the melbourne-hawaii run. thats the problem with jetstar, cos they only have a few planes if one f**ks up they got nothing to replace it with. Not sure of the exact problem with the bus though was something to do with a vibrating engine damaging components cos they are too tightass to change it.

Had an a320 to launceston i think the other night as well that went like 2hours late, we had to go give it a blo wjob (very technical term we use when the apu on an airplane is dead so you need to use an external machine to provide air to start the engines) had it all hooked up, flight was already like an hour late, started it up about to push out and they had to shut down to get a "distressed baby" off, which meant unloading baggage and us waiting around in the freezing cold for like 30 mins to start her up again. Though the chick sitting infront of the emergencey exit was hot, and I got a smile out of her too

QANTAS FTW!

[NickR33]

Jetstar left us in Bali with a 12+ hour delay, shacked us up in some hole overnight and flew us out the next day... we were the lucky ones too as the qantas plane that came to pick us up was smaller than the original jetstar plane so 60 odd people were stuck there for another day... jetstar use all the old qantas jets so are forever breaking down... never again... were forced to fly jetstar as it was a work trip but if I had a choice it would be qantas all the way... air travel is one thing I try not to skimp on

[Omurru]

jetstar use all the old qantas jets so are forever breaking down...

the a330's that jetstar use are only a few years old...their much better aircraft than the 767's that qantas use and about 15yr's newer. They don't exactly break down alot either, it's just when they do unlike qantas, jetstar have nothing to replace them with, if a qantas jet goes unservicable for whatever reason they just swap planes around most of the time the passengers never know. And their a320's, the little ones are all brand spankers....

[spin_psycle]

^they got some 320s from jetstar asia

Edited May 28, 2007 by spin_psycle

[foznice]

sounds awesome ads. Bring on the photos of palm trees, sand, water, coconuts and hammocks

[Omurru]

^they got some 320s from jetstar asia

which were no older than the ones that came directley here I thought.....

[adznight]

Hey all, Adz reporting in. Has been a HUGE week, took a big ford truck limo round the island yesterday to check out the sites and went swimming at north shore (pipeline). Was able to take been in the limo so was a big day. BTW - beer here is awesome, Asahi, Sapporo, Kirin and all the other good stuff too. Had some HUGE, HUGE, HUGE nights and some very sore mornings/arvo's too. I said I was goign to show Americans how to drink and I feel my mission is complete. We even got on the Wang Bangers at our local Irish bar

We are heading on a hummer tour tomorrow to check out all the movie locations, Jurassic Park, Godzila etc so that should be ace. Tonight is going to be another HUGE night, it's out last big one on this island so it's gonna go out with a bang. My post drunks later if I can see the keyboard. Anyhow take it easy guys/girls and speak sonn!

[Sl!m]

So...stuck at Melbourne Airport, should have been in the air by now but no.....what's the excuse? "It's a budget airline" or so the budget staff say! Anyhoo, nothing better to do than kill time here Should be in Hawaii in 10 hours time and I'm pretty sure I'll be even more pissed than I am now, never realised how well a pint or 5 of Kilkeny go's down with a bowl of chips. For those of you who care I'll be sure to sign on and update my antics Almost been in a blue with smart ass Jet Star staff and havn't even left the ground yet! See you this morning! (Yes we are going back in time, go go intenational date line!, a chance to rigth my wrongs!!) -Adz and Dee

:sorcerer:

same thing happened to me comming out of hawaii on Jetstar!

[Sl!m]

and if you havent found them already.. go to Safeway. $12 for 12 coronas that kept me pretty pissed the whole 2 weeks I was there