Health Warning::: To All Males

[inark]

anyway...

For those that dont know... Josie and I are pregnant... i just look like I am these days but shes the one carrying the baby.

This is a warning to all those out there that might be thinking about it... if u do get your wife pregnant... best watch what you say... especially when your in bed.

Last night while lying in bed with the Josie she looked at me and said while rubbing my stomach "I wish the baby could stay over in your house for a while"

My response, which was not thought on for very long before being said and was, while patting her sides and rear "Why it would it want to leave the house its got, with a spare bedroom and ensuite?"

At which point i went into a laughing fit (i was tired)... i dont think this helped my cause much.

I don't think it was quite the right thing to say at the time... and im paying for it now.

Personally... i still think its funny but now shes told all her friends who apparently dont see the funny side in it either... where as all my mates do

[paulr33]

haha congrats to you both, well done

[Coupe-This]

sounds like such a ni thing to say ... oooh bring on all those emotions at once, tread carefully ni, and remember females think most of the stuff we say aint funny ... when we find it hilerious

[inark]

lol well i do agree in hindsight it might have been slightly inappropriate... but by god it was funny at the time... i almost died from lack of air even after being thrown from the bed to the hardwood floor

[Ant97GTR]

HAHAHAHAHA

Congrats Ni and Josie thats awesome news

[eMsta]

lol ouch!!

congrats u guys

[Bec]

Hehehe - congrats again Ni and Josie.

Not long to go now

I shudder to think of what you are going to write in your kids birthday cards though. A few reminders of how Ni likes to wish people Happy BDay:

HAPPY CELEBRATION OF THE DAY 9 MONTHS AFTER YOUR DAD FOUND OUT THE RHYTHM METHOD DOESNT WORK!!!!!

HAPPY DAY OF CELEBRATION THAT THE CONDOM DOESNT ALWAYS WORK!!!!

HAPPY CELEBRATIONS OF THE MOMENTUS OCCASION THAT COPULATION WORKED OUT AND CREATED SOMETHING NOT AS RETARDED AS STEVE BRACKS!

[Mr. Oizo]

Congrats guys!

[Mavric]

Congrats Dude!!!!

There go any hopes of u buying a skyline ever again

[Sass]

Congrats Ni and Josie

[gun32gtr]

that is a super call.i think its funny as hell

[FLYSLY]

^^^ agreed

[Phantom32]

congratz there mate

[R31Nismoid]

I like your humerus Ni

Quality call, at exactly the right time lol!

As ive already said, congrats so... Pass on the wishes to Josie this time (if you didnt already) heheh

[Patto-]

So you obviously didn't use the "other vagina" this time.....

good call anyway...........inappropriate, but good call

[Basti]

nice work - on both counts. congrats

[inark]

Thanks all

Cant wait.... find out the sex next week... but thats not an issue because after my years and years studying as a doctor and using some ancient techniques taught to me by budhest monks who speak only once a life time to pass on such wisdoms i was able to determine that it was most definately a boy... but on the million to one chance im wrong... its still going to be bloody playing cricket and go karting lol

Hehehe - congrats again Ni and Josie.

Not long to go now

I shudder to think of what you are going to write in your kids birthday cards though. A few reminders of how Ni likes to wish people Happy BDay:

hahaha theyre all going to be home made ones with something similar written on them to remind them of the momentus occassion that brought them into this world

eeeeeeeew who the hell would want to picture their parents getting it on... thats the kind of tourment theyre going to get haha

Congrats Dude!!!!

There go any hopes of u buying a skyline ever again

haha yeah thats what i thought... until i remembered... they came in 4 door... so im deciding on what exactly i want cause theres a few good "family" cars available out there at the moment that interest me so i will be back soon to the club with 2 new editions

So you obviously didn't use the "other vagina" this time.....

good call anyway...........inappropriate, but good call

HAHHA nah thats only for special occassions... LOL

[NismoR31Jet]

HAHAHA

Congrats guys.

My wife is pregnant with our third and yea, our humor is not always funny to them when they are pregnant.

I just read what you said to my wife and she just giggled...looked at me and said, "if you ever say something like that to me, I will kick your ass!".....ahhhhhhh, how fiesty are these pregnant women full of hormones.

[Kozeyekan]

I thought it was hilarious

I have the same problem.

I know what to say to my girlfriend so that she just glows inside and i can see in her head she's prancing in meadows of tulips and life is grand.

BUT I also know what I find amusing.

It's a constant battle for me. My first instinct is always to blurt out what I think is funny, because such comments depend a lot on timing, and waiting a heartbeat results in only pity laughter.

But sometimes, what I find funny she often finds insulting or "Spoiling the mood".

My solution is hypnotism. If the Hypnotist can convince my girl that dick and fart jokes ARE in fact romantic, I can forever burn down the dog house and live a life of freedom and absence of self-censorship.

Unfortunately, this is unlikely to happen.

Even worse, now when I do have those comments come into my head, sometimes I catch them in time and refrain from speaking them, but I still find them funny, and she notices I'm smirking or snickering, so she asks me to just spit it out.

I have found that she really does not mean "Just spit it out" but really means "Just make up something flattering to me and make me forget you ever had a smart arsed comment ready to fire".

Then again, sometimes it's worth going to the dog house to get a good laugh.

[Jamezilla]

Great work Ni - congratulations!