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so i got pulled over at 0430 on my way to work for a defect check that made me about 30mins late. which is ok cause my boss is into cars so he understands but holy crap the copper, either first day out of a traffic school or he had little knowlege of cars.

i only run a stocko R32 there is nothing special about it so he must have just recognised the tail lights of something anyway, long story short.

Cop: has this got a turbo?

Me: yes?

Cop: may i see it please?

me: ummm yeah sure its behind that sheild there

Cop: step aside mate i just want to have a look at it

me: umm

30 secs later the copper was asking me if i had any cold water in the car to put on his hand after he attempted to become one with the front pipe. needless to say that was the end of the inspection but i felt bad the fella haha.

got me thinking there must be pretty funny stories going around i would love to hear em!

Dan

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