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Suzie..

Suzie the Sexy Silver Spoiler-less Skyline :)

My Gf: Who Do you love more? Me or Suzie..

Me: Baby.. I dont feel like upsetting you tonight..

Everytime I grinded gears.. or thrashed it when engine was cold.. or hit pot holes.. or did something that was generally bad for her, the glove box used to pop open.. it was so FCUKING annoying cos it wouldnt close till I appologised!.. seriously! Just would not stay closed till I appologised..

Stalled on me (out of no where.. changing 2nd to 3rd ~50km/h) when my gf said "He loves me more you suzie you fat biatch!".. Need I say.. the wench was walking home from the trip and didnt get a ride for a few weeks..

or you say ur sorry if u crunch a gear.....or my fav to piss the missus off....when in traffic concul her and confort her saying that you know she wants to tear it up....and that she hates having to sit in traffic....

Bitch, Bizza, Biz or Bitznitch. pretty much any word relating to bitch. why? because i treat her like shit and she loves it.

everyone else calls her the banana boat.

bahaha bananna boat! thats awesome!

id stick with that one ;)

Edited by Al-R33

at least i know i am now not alone when i comes to talking to my car...................................

for those who might be interested betsy is getting a lovely new set of dba slotted rotors put on hopefully on friday!!!!!!!

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