Paris Hilton - Who Likes Her And He Does Not?

[**JaR**]

name 10 people that are confirmed as f**king her....

and anyone that says they wouldnt look twice if she wasn't rich enjoys the company of men.

who wouldnt want a chick with more money than any of you could ever dream of, who still loves to get down and dirty....

[R-SPEC]

lol some people prefer a woman, not some loaded skanky brat

[SKYL1N]

i really like her

[dan_the_man]

i really like her

u should ask her out

[RON JEREMY]

Paris is a hoot, she reminds me that no matter how much money you have, you can still be a mentally screwed up skanky ho with no respect. It doesn't matter if its is a ho with a drug habit, layabout husband and couple of hungry kids to support working at a knock shop in Frankston or a millionaire heiress servicing a bunch of rich guys in the suburbs of Bel Air for fun, a ho is a ho, no better, no worse.

Have you noticed a lot of Melb girls are prancing around attempting to look like her, cloned with long bleached blonde hair, fake tans and skinny bods, take a wander down Chapel Street on Fri and Sat nights, believe me.

Paris will get by on her looks alone, doesn't need daddy's money, can get another poor schmuks hard earned cos she is a ho. YO

Edited July 31, 2007 by RON JEREMY

[Flynnn]

lol Ron Jeremy?

Ron Jeremy boning Paris Hilton.... now wouldn't that be something ?

[Flynnn]

DEFINITION OF PARIS HILTON.......

Paris Hilton

(1) in physiology, to have an unusually small gluteus maximus

(2) hips unable to bear children

(3) jaundice

(4) anorexia

(5) a person who is only attractive to another person (sexually or no) for their ability to dress like a skank and their daddy's money (pimp or biological)

(6) no intellectual ability whatsoever

(7) ex girlfriend of and ex boy band member

(8) someone who features prominently on internet porn

(9) a person who does not worry about money ie. i person who buys excessive amounts of designer labels in order to be fashionable

(10) what is affectionately known of as a pub skank, white hair, orange skin and pointy features and who wears skirts that double as belts and stillettos that drill holes in concrete floors...

(11) ****ing annoying

Paris Hilton

The original inspiration for the movie "Species." A cock-hungry blonde predator from outer space who doesn't speak the human language of English very well but is driven to go out with and **** as many human males as possible.

I know you people have seen "Species", are you sure this wasn't a documentary about Paris Hilton’s personal life?????

Paris Hilton

1. One who looks like a cross between Big Bird, Montgomery Burns from the Simpsons, and a toucan.

2. See: attention-whore, one who has done nothing to get where she is, no talent, racist, stupid, spoiled.

3. Shallow people believe that those who see her for what she is - a stupid, untalented, skanky, uninteresting, ugly waste of space are fat and ugly and poor.

Nikki Ann: OMG Paris Hilton is so kewl! If u hate her ure fat and ugly and poor and jellous!

Me: I'm actually quite skinny, good-looking, and not jealous and not poor.

Paris Hilton

A whore who thinks she pretty.

A rich bitch that I want to steal money from.

She only is famous because her great grandfather owned the Hilton hotels.

She reminds me of a horse, for a strange reason.

She probably slept with a bunch of ugly people and/or famous men, just to get noticed in the media.

She made fun of people on the set of the simple life.

She a super-whore.

Paris Hilton

An unattractive blonde woman... Possibly with mental retardation.

Dude #1: I slept with Paris Hilton last night!

Dude #2: No way! So did I!

Paris Hilton

-Heiress to the Hilton Hotel family fortune.

-Basically has never worked an actual job a day in her life and even admitted to cheating off people on tests in high school.

-Sister of Nicolai/Nikki Hilton, daughter of Cathy and Rick Hilton.

-Due to just being unbelievably rich alone, has been given a TV series "The Simple Life," movie roles ie "House of Wax," and numerous commercials both in the United States and internationally

-Supposedly is a racist as she called two African designers she met at a fashion show the dreaded N word after they asked her if they could model their line of clothing.

-Is also known for a sex tape in which she's featured in night-cam having sex with and giving blow jobs to her ex boyfriend, Rick Salomon.

-Known for her dumb-sounding one liner "That's Hot"

-Was best friends with fellow rich girl and daughter of singer Lionel Richie, Nicole Richie until something happened and their friendship broke apart.

-Is now "best friends" with singer Rod Stewart's daughter, Kimberly Stewart.

-Carries around her dog TinkerBell wherever she goes even to parties.

Paris Hilton

Civilian:hi paris hilton.

paris hilton: hey

Civilian: Your a whore

paris hilton: that's hot

Guy 1 - Have you seen Paris Hilton's video?

Guy 2 - Yeah man, that movie gives hope to average sized men everwhere!

Edited July 31, 2007 by Barbarian

[RON JEREMY]

lol Ron Jeremy?

Ron Jeremy boning Paris Hilton.... now wouldn't that be something ?

Slap my parents for that everyday, named before he became famous and a cult icon.

Oh well, goes down well at party's.

[Spunky Munky]

dirty skank hoe... i have the same argument with a mate at work he can't see how she's a dirty s**t.. i can't see how she isn't...

Lol +1.

Yeah, that's the thing... some people think she's gorgeous and all... looks aside - she's worse than trash! lol

damn....

[Spunky Munky]

it annoys me how much we have to listen about her on the tv/radio... seriously who gives a f**k

she is ok looking but without all the money and fame u wouldnt look at her twice in the street

Buddy... what you said really scretches the itch...

I mean, ok, she's not ugly - but without all the unecessary spotlight on her - I wouldn't look at her twice on the street and say things like "wow, she's a honey..." or anything... it's just so ordinary... I can't understand how her parents are so-called billionaires and yet she's so thrashy and broad minded personty too... LOL

[eMsta]

u see better looking women when driving to and from work......

[khunjeng]

i dated her. she was good. we went to timezone together.

u guys dunno what ur missing sitting there jerking off on emails ur mates just sent u LOL

[Spunky Munky]

It'd be like throwing a sausage down a hallway.

Seriously, Her nether regions would have an echo, or possibly teeth.

She's been banged more than a garden gate

She had more cocks in her than a steggles poultry farm

What would worry me is that the morning after having sex with her, you'd have some super disease, lke fire shooting out of your dick.

She's tanned, slim, tall and blonde, so she isn't a bad looker, but then again, anyone who is tanned, slim, tall and blonde isn't too hard on the eyes. For my money, there are far more attractive women who I can never sleep with.

Hey buddy...

I love your sense of humour... could have described this dupey brat more than who you worded it...

It'd be like throwing a sausage down a hallway.

Seriously, Her nether regions would have an echo, or possibly teeth.

She's been banged more than a garden gate

She had more cocks in her than a steggles poultry farm

GOLD> +1111

[ctjet]

i bet shes sucked miles of dick

[**JaR**]

she's good at it too from everything ive seen

[Spunky Munky]

The thing is... if she was a descent kinda girl... nice, elegant e.g. like, say, Alicia Silvertone back in her prime days... then yeah, she does have a cute look - can't take that way from the girl... but she's not hot, pretty or anything you would look twice at and drop your jaw in awe.

Man, she's just some dumb, niave and bimbo like... I'd hate to be the guy that's gotta marry her.... damn it, I'd even hate to be her son or daughter... you guys agree? Tell me, what makes up Paris Hilton... I mean, I went and bought my Wife a box of perfume for her birthday recently - came across Paris Hilton's line ... even the sale assistant described the smell as kinda "trashie..." lol

[Lunatikk]

rich chick that knows what she's doing in the bedroom and loves it.....

Man did you even WATCH her video????

She has gotta be one of the most boring f**ks you could end up with, $$$ or no $$$

I am kinda amused by a lot of the comments here though. It was her GRANDFATHER who made the family wealth by turning a very modest food shop into the Hilton empire, not her parents & regardless of losing her Inheritance, thru the family "name" she is independently wealthy anyway......

[**JaR**]

Man did you even WATCH her video????

She has gotta be one of the most boring f**ks you could end up with, $$$ or no $$$

I am kinda amused by a lot of the comments here though. It was her GRANDFATHER who made the family wealth by turning a very modest food shop into the Hilton empire, not her parents & regardless of losing her Inheritance, thru the family "name" she is independently wealthy anyway......

she gives good head

[Adz]

She represents a degrodation in our society. It sickens me to see so many young girls look up to her. If I had a daughter that looked up to her I would be very disapointed and would feel I have failed as a parent.

[R-SPEC]

She represents a degrodation in our society. It sickens me to see so many young girls look up to her. If I had a daughter that looked up to her I would be very disapointed and would feel I have failed as a parent.

well said.

f**ked up thing is alot of girls actually consider her as their "hero" lol wtf for? what GOOD has she ever done? she's only ever been on tv/news/papers etc for the wrong reasons....

oh well thats 2007 for ya