Rebutting Muscle Fans

[Dantay]

Need some help guys, my mates at work all love cars that are 4.5+ L displacement engines. every time someone buys milk or juice it becomes a chance for me and the car to cop shit.

the only come back i've got is, if it aint a nissan theres parts missin... and that grows old very quick.

help me with some come backs to these fuel guzzelling barstards!

[ctjet]

milk and juice may only come in 2 litres but only the shittiest of wines come in 5 litres

i dont use this personally, but something is better than nothing right?

.... right

[TTT]

fight your own battles you little pencil neck!!!

[ctjet]

or alternitively, you can insist that only inbred, banjo-playing, bogans form hicksville USA drive 8's... and when they're mid conversation, just butt in and with a well timed sister/wife joke

... its not hard man

[GTAAAH]

bring up bathurst.. or point out that they're only good in a straight line, or that they're heavy.. avoid any reference to exhaust note though

[95SKY]

When they say only milk & juice comes in 2 litres or whatever, say " only sh*t comes in 5 litres" haha

[GTR32GUS]

If u need help ripping on bogans it might be a good idea just to keep your mouth shut , sounds like they are out smarting u already no point digging the hole deeper

[Modena]

When you argue with an idiot you become one yourself.

[MBS206]

Only cheap wine comes in 4L and up...

And yeah, personally, I'd keep quiet if I were you, you don't seem too quick witted if you need help rebutting against a V8 Driver.

[Wink]

Ultimate rebuttal: Give them a slap in the face with your penis

[mad082]

or just go to the drags and show them what little rice burners can do.

[ctjet]

Ultimate rebuttal: Give them a slap in the face with your penis

LOL

[Stinky Rooster]

the sphincter of the universe Slap FTW!!!

[ras1983]

just tell them to shut up. works every time.

[LBR33]

If they are real country types you could try "Your sister called, she said she wants a divorce"

[Dantay]

hahaha nice thanks guys.

thanks for the wit assessment as well...

[BigDatto]

When you argue with an idiot you become one yourself.

Never argue with idiots - They'll only bring you down to their level & beat you with a lifetime of experience

[BNR32t]

I love my v8's nothing like them, I own the best of both worlds and have to say there is a place for both. My 289 mustang does wicked burnouts makes lots of noise and is Soooooooooooo Sexy! However my r32 gtr is quick on the track and in a line.

At the end of the day, V8's are something special. Not saying that 2.6L TTurbos aren’t.

Keep in mind that today’s F1 cars are running a V8, and do 19grand... (Which they are limited too by FIA rules)

Having said all that they are using "2.4 litre V8" not a massive capacity and I bet this engine puts out more power than your work mates V8.

I guess what I am saying is there is a place for small engines and for larger. Get over it.

[Lachlan33]

This is the thing I hate about American and Australian cars. Big displacement, for such little horsepower.

The best example I can think of is the Viper. Isnt that like an 8.3L V10? Not sure of the exact figures but its something like 500hp.

Sure 500hp is hardly small, but from an 8.3L engine I would have expected........more.

Ferrari F430 for example, 4.3L V8, and puts out like 480hp. The europeans and japs actually use displacement wisely. Aussie and American car makers seem to have the attitude of 'we need more power? Bore it out another 5 Litres!"

This is of course ignoring the fact that American cars can't corner and that they have no idea what makes an interior nice.

But having said all that I can apreciate some muscle cars. Shelby Mustang, Ford GT etc

[VB-]

what sort of car to you drive? tell them to prove just how fast there cars are. either you will shut them up, or they will earn there right to give you sh*t