ive been called an alco before

[fatz]

i had a dream one day children

but the problem was that one day,.... that dream i was too drunk to remember it .........

some may say i have a drinking problem... these people r probably right

but i didnt think so

until....my birth day which was today the 11th

when the miss's bought me this birthday present(my dream)

god she is a good woman and knows the way to my heart

i think the picture tells the story

pete

[Bonkers]

Happy Birthday fatz fella.

What an ideal gift - Dom needs to be congratulated for choosing something that is so useful.

[fatz]

yea it only good for 3 night though before i need totop it up

any donations apprecitaed

pete

[fatz]

shit i cant type and spell its rerally bad

pete

[Bonkers]

Did you sort the problem with the pimpmobile steering?

[fatz]

furk no

its still bent as a poofters dreams

should have it on the hoist tommorow to straighten that poof out

pete

[B-Man]

Happy Birthday dude - don't drink it all at one sitting, at least get up and go for a small walk, then drink the rest !

Cheers,

[fatz]

i walked to the toilet

came back to the bar and the bastard is still not empty

ill have to do it a few more time

P

[Guest skylinedude]

lol fatz gonna pass it around?

[fatz]

tommorow night my joint

all is welcome

pete

[Shell]

happy birthday Pete!!

that bottle looks great...i always wanted one of those...but the big Jim Beam ones :D

lol...do you have "cap hair" in that pic? hehe

[fatz]

yup bad hair

lol

[YRL05S]

Brain damage in a bottle

[Silver-Arrowz]

Happy birthday mate.

Remember, you know you had a good time when you wake up and can't remember a thing.

[Gonad Man]

Originally posted by Silver-Arrowz

Happy birthday mate.

Remember, you know you had a good time when you wake up and can't remember a thing.

And the Golden Rule: "If you can't remember it, it didn't really happen."

Happy birthday ya big unit.

I'll have a couple for you tonight-go the blues!

Cheers,

Ben

[Majanal]

Happy Birthday Pete,

Have a good one mate... but it looks like you will!

Dan.

[Zane]

Sweeet present there Pete. When your done you may be able to bend the cap into a proper mounting bracket for the 31's exhaust. You know, one that bolts on!!!.

Now take a deep breath and get back to that bottle, your not done yet.

Happy Birthday mate.

Z.

[carlo]

Whoa.. now thats some serious homework..

Happy Birthday Pete.

[fatz]

just cracked it then boy i will keep you informed how the bottle demolition goes when im done tonight

ill take pics so i dont forget

pete

[DLuded]

thats the best present ever. also did it come with a little stand so you can easily pour it into glasses (this helps when your pissed so u dont pour half the bolltle out instead of pouring one drink). im not quite up to that challenge yet. the biggest a few mates and i have had was a 1.75L bottle and i thought that was big. anyway happy birthday...if u remember.