scandyflick Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 potentially amusing at best. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/188416-the-sa-wasteland/page/1200/#findComment-4534512 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo_R34 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0...94-2682,00.html "Man who allegedly blew 0.42 at Christies Beach freed on bail" Reporter: Ernest, will you ever drive again? Ernest: "Maybe if im drunk" ROFLWAFFLES He stumbled out of the cop shop, had no idea where he was or how to get home. The admin people at the cop shop bought him maccas and called him a taxi. My mum said hes a regular customer at her bank branch, and his lip isn't red "from a fight last week", its always red, ALLEGEDLY from drinking metho. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/188416-the-sa-wasteland/page/1200/#findComment-4534520 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhys5169 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 yep you summed it up perfectly Rhys.It is such a shame that the massive Labor scaremongering campaign (to use Ben's word) worked on the stupid Aus public so well. Their assertions (always backed up by the media) that Howard would retire during his next term put a massive scare in the populous. For a reason I cannot fathom a lot of people don't like Costello, as they think he smirks too much and has shifty eyes - but have you had a look at the duchebag they voted in instead? Always with a stupid grin on his face. I firmly believe had Howard stepped down a year before the election and let Costello hold the reins for a while, Costello would have easily won people over, and they would have won easily. Let's face it, Costello has had a huge hand in running the country for the past decade anyhow, and his ideals are firmly in-line with all the awesome work Howard did to bring us into the 21st century. Now we have 2 clowns that wander around smacking heads, trying desperately to figure out how to run things. And giving away some free cash to put the country out of a $5bn surplus into a $40bn debt within 18 months is the best they can come up with? Sheesh. We are in for a very shitty next few years - mark my words. What have they really achieved since coming into power Ben? How is that 'laptop for every child' promise going? How is the national Broadband network going? How are cheaper grocery prices going? How is the 'fuel watch' program going? Need I say more? thats exactly it, kevin wants a legacy......... he's gonna get it, the worst recession in the history of this great country. cheers all the dickheads who voted him in lulz Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/188416-the-sa-wasteland/page/1200/#findComment-4534523 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRoNic... Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Reporter: "What were you driving to the shops to buy?" Ernest: "Food... and grog" Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/188416-the-sa-wasteland/page/1200/#findComment-4534526 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo_R34 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Reporter: "What were you driving to the shops to buy?"Ernest: "Food... and grog" See in the vid when he walks out and theres media everywhere, hes like wtf? Deer in headlights doesn't even describe it accurately, need to see to believe! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/188416-the-sa-wasteland/page/1200/#findComment-4534530 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubyRS4 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Pricks like that drunk are the ones who kill families on our roads Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/188416-the-sa-wasteland/page/1200/#findComment-4534536 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normsta Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 anyone wanna buy a 34? What now? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/188416-the-sa-wasteland/page/1200/#findComment-4534538 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bezender Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 he is getting a lada Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/188416-the-sa-wasteland/page/1200/#findComment-4534548 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubyRS4 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 he is getting a lada :laughing-smiley-014: God help us. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/188416-the-sa-wasteland/page/1200/#findComment-4534556 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bezender Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 its like a datsun 1600 on crack Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/188416-the-sa-wasteland/page/1200/#findComment-4534557 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo_R34 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 thinking about changing to one of these Yet another special edition Evolution VI was also released in 1999: the Tommi Makinen Edition, named after Finnish rally driver Tommi Makinen that had won Mitsubishi four WRC drivers championships. It featured a different front bumper, Red/Black Recaro seats (with embossed T. Makinen logo), 17" ENKEI white wheels, a leather MOMO steering wheel and shift knob, a titanium turbine that spooled up quicker, front upper strut brace, lowered ride height (with tarmac stages in mind), and a quicker steering ratio. Amongst other colours, the Evo VI came in an exclusive shade of red with special decals, replicating Tommi Makinen's rally car's colour scheme. This car is also sometimes referred to as an Evolution 6½, Evolution 6.5, or TME for short. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/188416-the-sa-wasteland/page/1200/#findComment-4534563 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhys5169 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 EVO's >>> and cops dont know what one is, dont think ive heard of anyone gettin defected in em yet?lol Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/188416-the-sa-wasteland/page/1200/#findComment-4534566 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bezender Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 http://englishrussia.com/?p=1144#more-1144 think long and hard about the lada... it has a 1j it is 40% awesome 10% win and 50% luck Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/188416-the-sa-wasteland/page/1200/#findComment-4534568 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normsta Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 thinking about changing to one of these You could buy my car, add bodykit and turbo, and presto Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/188416-the-sa-wasteland/page/1200/#findComment-4534572 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo_R34 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 never, ever, ever, ever, will i own a plain lancer. ever. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/188416-the-sa-wasteland/page/1200/#findComment-4534579 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bezender Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 yeah, wouldnt want to be one of THOSE people Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/188416-the-sa-wasteland/page/1200/#findComment-4534598 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FR33K Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 http://englishrussia.com/?p=1144#more-1144think long and hard about the lada... it has a 1j it is 40% awesome 10% win and 50% luck thats a 26 not a 1j... the 1j an 2jz intake is on the right hand side of the engine bay.... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/188416-the-sa-wasteland/page/1200/#findComment-4534621 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bezender Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 thats a 26 not a 1j... the 1j an 2jz intake is on the right hand side of the engine bay.... oh well, spose they did not get it right in the end Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/188416-the-sa-wasteland/page/1200/#findComment-4534624 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FR33K Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 sorry is a 25...the turbos threw me off a bit... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/188416-the-sa-wasteland/page/1200/#findComment-4534633 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normsta Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 never, ever, ever, ever, will i own a plain lancer. ever. Neither would I (have), if only it wasn't for those silly terms and conditions that come with receiving money from relatives. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/188416-the-sa-wasteland/page/1200/#findComment-4534640 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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