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Thats how the fight started ...

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that's how the fight started.....

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.

I bought her a scale.

And that's how the fight started.....

LOL Roo, is that what led to your divorce? :laugh:

Nah ... something like this ...

Thats how the fight started ...

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed, I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started....

My wife and I were sitting at a table at a friend's birthday party, and I kept staring at a drunken male swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know him?'

'Yes', I sighed, 'He's an old mate. I understand he took to drinking right after he split up with his wife many

months ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife 'That's shocking!'

'You're telling me' I said 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And that's when the fight started.....

Thats how the fight started ...

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'

'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'

'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's when the fight started......

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a gas station.

And that's when the fight started.....

not really Carl.......probably would be if I could charge 1 Gazillion Dollars per year!

my sis and i were going to start our own PI buisness a while back, but stuff got in the way. still on the back burner for me.

it would give me an excuse to grow a moustache like tom selick

magnum-pi-selleck-5.jpg

something a little more family friendly* than my last links.

Chronicles of Bruiser: Tales of a Street Sweeper.

*family friendly's for sissies.

i just read through this whole thing....i wanna be a street sweeper driver...

also...my missus almost fixed my fuel issue...i showed her where the pump was....she took it out..and diagnosed the problem being the 040 had dropped down in the std cradle causing a lack of fuel getting to the pump....all without braking a nail

My car is booked into Boostworx for Tuesday to try and sort it out.

Hope it is the ECU as then it give me an excuse to put the power FC in the car!!!!

Sled is a PI Kralster

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