The Sa Wasteland

[RubyRS4]

Thats how the fight started ...

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that's how the fight started.....

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.

I bought her a scale.

And that's how the fight started.....

[JMW]

But then there is this! http://www.trademe.co.nz/Home-living/Laund...n-223309871.htm

[SLED]

LOL Roo, is that what led to your divorce?

[RubyRS4]

LOL Roo, is that what led to your divorce?

Nah ... something like this ...

Thats how the fight started ...

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed, I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started....

My wife and I were sitting at a table at a friend's birthday party, and I kept staring at a drunken male swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know him?'

'Yes', I sighed, 'He's an old mate. I understand he took to drinking right after he split up with his wife many

months ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife 'That's shocking!'

'You're telling me' I said 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And that's when the fight started.....

[RubyRS4]

Thats how the fight started ...

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'

'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'

'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's when the fight started......

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a gas station.

And that's when the fight started.....

[Damo_R34]

But then there is this! http://www.trademe.co.nz/Home-living/Laund...n-223309871.htm

lol i cant believe it sold for that much!

[Jack88]

yay for ebay

no more floppy bonnet. new bonnet stops for 35 bucks

i need some new ones too! runs off to check ebay......

[bezender]

not really Carl.......probably would be if I could charge 1 Gazillion Dollars per year!

my sis and i were going to start our own PI buisness a while back, but stuff got in the way. still on the back burner for me.

it would give me an excuse to grow a moustache like tom selick

[Damo_R34]

Magnum, P.I

[JMW]

lol i cant believe it sold for that much!

ROLF at the whole add, aswell as the final price

[nugzy31]

something a little more family friendly* than my last links.

Chronicles of Bruiser: Tales of a Street Sweeper.

*family friendly's for sissies.

i just read through this whole thing....i wanna be a street sweeper driver...

[Fishpaste~]

yeah, sled beat me to it... got confused with diesel... stupid exams filling my head with stuff like maths and physics... grr!!! =P

[Damo_R34]

i just read through this whole thing....i wanna be a street sweeper driver...

far out, i lol'd whilst reading the street sweeper race one, i think everyone at work thinks im crazy

[bezender]

awesome!!

[kralster]

Mr SLED do you mind telling me what you do for a living?

[SLED]

LOL Karl, I would've thought it was obvious by now..........same as the fella with the moustache^^^

[nugzy31]

also...my missus almost fixed my fuel issue...i showed her where the pump was....she took it out..and diagnosed the problem being the 040 had dropped down in the std cradle causing a lack of fuel getting to the pump....all without braking a nail

[DamageInc]

SLED is a man who wears high cut jeans and Hawaiian shirts and carries an old SLR camera around

[Krishy]

SLED is a man who wears high cut jeans and Hawaiian shirts and carries an old SLR camera around

while being scared of riding in the rain as he doesnt want to get his hair wet

[Evil34]

My car is booked into Boostworx for Tuesday to try and sort it out.

Hope it is the ECU as then it give me an excuse to put the power FC in the car!!!!

Sled is a PI Kralster

Edited June 30, 2009 by Evil34