The Sa Wasteland

[bezender]

reminds me of this from pulp fiction:

Vincent: Want some bacon?

Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.

Vincent: Are you Jewish?

Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.

Vincent: Why not?

Jules: cops are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf*^&$. cops sleep and root in sh*t. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.

Jules: I don't eat dog either.

Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming mother*(^%' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

[CRoNic...]

It's amazing how fast something can get resolved when you speak to the right people...

Had a issue with Internode, sent them a e-mail, never got a reply for close to a week, then I was talking about it on the Whirlpool forums and Simon Hackett picked up my post and the issue was resolved in only a few hours!

Amazing stuff.

But props to Internode. Best ISP evaaaaaaaa.

[bezender]

+1 i work for bigpond, and could get intarwebs from them for free...

but im with internode

[Dohmar]

Honestly, you can't say you wouldn't hit it

I wouldn't. It'd be like rooting the mona lisa. And not in a good way.

-D

[Krishy]

Kat von D is smokin hott

i loved her shows and she does some wicked jobs

dont think i have seen anyone do anything better

Ruby i would definately hit that....how couldnt you!

[bezender]

looks like its us against the world ben

[RubyRS4]

[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]

Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?

Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie.

Jules: [pause] What?

Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how f**king good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead African American in my garage.

Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...

Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead African American Storage?

Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...

Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead African American Storage?

Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.

Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

Jules: Why?

Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead African Americans ain't my f**king business, that's why!

[RubyRS4]

Kat von D is smokin hott

Ruby i would definately hit that....how couldnt you!

I did say "you can't say you wouldn't hit it". Which means hell yes I would!

[CRoNic...]

I've got this as a poster at home:

LA Ink = awesomeness

Oh hai:

Edited March 11, 2009 by CRoNic...

[Krishy]

I did say "you can't say you wouldn't hit it". Which means hell yes I would!

I mean that "how couldnt you" not to you but to those that say no

i know you would def hit that mate

[bezender]

pulp fiction is win...

its one of my favourites that i refuse to watch more than once a year.... dont wanna overdo it and end up hating it

[bezender]

lol at roo censoring everything but the "N" word

[RubyRS4]

pulp fiction is win...

its one of my favourites that i refuse to watch more than once a year.... dont wanna overdo it and end up hating it

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?

Brett: What?

Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERf**kER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What, I-?

Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf**ker. Say what one more goddamn time.

Brett: He's b-b-black...

Jules: Go on.

Brett: He's bald...

Jules: Does he look like a bitch?

Brett: What?

[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]

Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

Brett: No!

Jules: Then why you try to f**k him like a bitch, Brett?

Brett: I didn't.

Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f**k him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f**ked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

[RubyRS4]

And lets save the best quote of the movie for last:

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the son of rajab when I lay my vengeance upon thee. "

[Tangles]

Honestly, you can't say you wouldn't hit it

umm, no thanks

tacky +1

[Carbon 34]

good looking , shame about all the tats,, way too many ,, but in the dark who is going to see them..lol

she looks a bit ghetto or prison mate with all the tats.. not a keeper , come on what would mom say when you brought her home.. WTF!!!!

tangles is right very tacky

[ontheranch]

Here we go again

[Krishy]

to me she looks more adventurous

and thats what makes her hot for me anyway

[bezender]

im fking angry!

some wanker in a maroon 32 got full dori spec off brighton road into a side street (handbrake and all) the fk stain was doing about 80

i had to dive back on to the pavement, got a few cuts n grazes.

if you are on here, i saw your face, i know your car.....

[typevu]

+1 shes hot... but too many tats for my liking too.