The Sa Wasteland

[JMW]

Absolute gold Krishy

[nugzy31]

rofl...hektik kebabs...mmmmm...kebabs.......

[Tangles]

lollollol

oh, and masive congrats to Graham Manou who is making his test debut

[Krishy]

but wait here is more to it

Q: so, more habibs is actually desirable?

A: If you want to move fast or have more power, I think it's obvious why more habibs would make this happen.

ECU needs to know how many habibs (air) are coming in da club so that it can get the spark plugs (chicks) and fuel (had in the shape of a gun) and then???

CHK CHK BOOM!!!

everyone should be happy now. biggrin.gif

[RubyRS4]

Good find Krishy. I laughed so hard.

anyone know of a plastic welder in sa?

There is Morrells on South Road, Richmond. Its a small paint shop behind the Morrells car yard. He's done my plastics for my bikes and is doing the bodykit for my 33.

[Boof R33]

There is Morrells on South Road, Richmond. Its a small paint shop behind the Morrells car yard. He's done my plastics for my bikes and is doing the bodykit for my 33.

Cheers for that Ruby ill give him a call now

[Damo_R34]

lollollol

oh, and masive congrats to Graham Manou who is making his test debut

heck yes! Quality player, when i played at the Jets i trained with him a fair bit. Also trained with Shannon Hurn, before he went to AFL, Mark Cosgrove and Chris Duval (before he went to Tassie).

[mad082]

u do realise that a NA engine has more torque due to the fact it dosent have forced induction to get everything going?

you do realise that you are wrong?

seriously, whatever you are smoking, i think you need to stop. but hey, if you want to call the good people at nissan (and in fact every other company that has made turbo versions and NA versions of the same motor) liars for publishing power figures that prove otherwise, you go for it.

[Damo_R34]

fmylife.com

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I made a date to try to save our relationship. I sat in his room for hours while he watched YouTube videos of World of Warcraft. FML

Today, I told my therapist that I suspected my partner was unfaithful, but I don't think he believed me. "What, did you find a membership card to a sex club in his wallet or something?" he asked. When I got home, I looked in my partner's wallet. I found a membership card to a sex club. FML

Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great when my parents came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML

[Damo_R34]

if you crazy kids have a spare few minutes, have a read of these comedy gold threads:

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/Im...-I-t278236.html

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/Ca...er-t278152.html

[Carbon 34]

Not sure where the RB25DET engine torque figure listed above came from, but it's actually quoted by Nissan as 30.0kgm at 4800rpm - just under 295Nm.

The UK skyline forum and another source..... Nissan

seat of the pants you can feel a huge difference in mid range from S1 R34 and S2 models in the same state of tune , even more so when you add a 270.00 part it improves the car dramatically in the low to mid range punch to make it soooo much better to drive daily

next improvement

dumping the heavy flywheel/shitty clutch on mine in a few weeks to free up the rpm Revs more, but the torque feel will go away when I do that.. oh well worth it

[Carbon 34]

if you crazy kids have a spare few minutes, have a read of these comedy gold threads:

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/Im...-I-t278236.html

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/Ca...er-t278152.html

what an idiot......needs a good kick to the nads to sort him out..lol

[mad082]

them threads are old. gotta love school holidays

[R334door(s2)]

g-day fellow sau folk's thought i would post this link very interesting lets hope it goes ahead .

"Click Me"

[Damo_R34]

the AIR Director is the new consortium spokesperson?

uh-oh.

[Whiplash]

"No one ever expect the Spanish Inquisition FORD FOCUS TO HAVE LAUNCH CONTROL AND A TURBO"

[Nightcrawler]

^^ But Nick, they do expect it to be a girly hairdresser's car - and it delivers

Muhahahahahahahahahahaha

j/k mate .... she is a good car

[heslo]

Poor Nick...

In other news, just got my N97 delivered today, just proves even more how much of a joke the iPhone is. Only a product of media hype which Apple is oh so good at

[Matty 31]

LOL ACC added me on their myspace page not too long ago..

must be desperate for an auto 31 to join..

done a skid yet twink?

I love Twink's sig

lolololololololololol

[Nightcrawler]

In super saddening news, the intermittent transmission fault that has delayed me taking delivery of my new car has returned (despite new vehicle speed sensors being replaced and a full trans service including $1,200 of CVT fluid), so I won't be gong to Melbourne to pick it up tomorrow ;) Hopefully it is a solenoind issue and can be sorted soon, otherise I will have to start looking for another car.

Also spotted James being a champ and dropping off some tyres to me today - thanks mate! Your 33 is clean as!