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Craziest Shit that ever happened to me... ever.

I was at club 58 last night, had a few too many jagerbombs, about 15-20 i think.

Anyway, was a mess, decided it was about time i headed home, got my friend to take me to the casino, as i was obviously DRUNK as.

got to the front, got into a taxi with some guy called Kamul from Yellow Cabs (Yep Kamul is a funny name for a indian)

Anyway, said to him, "Hey mate take me to the intersection of main north and smith road" and he agreed.

I then passed out, now this is where it gets scary/hilarious.

I got in the taxi at 3:30am.

I wake up, 6:45am, Look out the window and see trees/bushes/dirt/rabbits/kangaroos.

At this point i f**king look at the taxi meter and its at $278.00.

Turn to the driver and go "where the f**k am i man?"

He replies "Blanchetown, i got to main north road and you told me to keep going, i tried to wake you up"

Now i dunno, but if someone asks you to take them to f**king Salisbury East, how do you end up in Blanchetown, More realistically, closer to Waikerie.

Taxi driver refuses to pull over, get to a servo he pulls over at BP.

i open the door and get out the taxi at this time i have my mate on the phone yelling abuse at the driver

Driver calls his supervisor and has a huge cry then as i open the door he yells "HE IS DOING A RUNNER..DOING A RUNNER" and i was like "Look you idiot, where the f**k am i going to run too?"

Go inside the servo where i tell the attendant what happens and he just thinks that the driver is a absolute idiot, Started to think he was going to actually kill me or something considering i wasnt

too far out of Truro...lol.

f**ked up shit, Then i called the cops and the cop came down, simply told the guy he was a idiot and there was no reason he should have kept driving and he should have pulled into a police station and

asked them to wake me.

Cop told him i was to pay him $60 and he was to take me home, by the time i got home meter was sitting on $550 and the taxi driver had the worlds biggest cry about how it wasnt his fault and shit.

Hilarious night really,.

good thing it's only a TL

Not just a TL ... but a TLR ... the better v-twin suzuki.

You're just jealous anyway :/

:laugh:

Edited by RubyRS4
Anyone know a good auto electrician that wont cost heaps...?

Rev Tacho doesn't work on my car.

Achilles Auto Electrical on Portrush road is who I'd recommend. I used to go to a certain auto electrician on mullers road who jacked me around when my alternator got rebuilt by them (at $330 too), so whatever u do, don't go to them ;P

-D

anyone got some hookups to buy gauges

im going to be doing a custom dash for the 31

autometer gauges seem the way to go, as i cant find any jap gauges that do a fuel level gauge

basically im goin to need

Oil Pressure

Oil Temp

Water Temp

Boost

Fuel Level

Speedo / Tacho sorted out with the Apexi RSM already (well, i gotta re-wire the RSM again to get speed working)

Anyone going into gouger street for the classic Adelaide street party thingy friday night? Get a chance to check out all the entrants.

Yeah, I check it out every year. I'll be there. Going by bike. Easier to find a park :)

+1 :(

anyone keen to try this?

pape052_r34gtr.gif

I made one of those R34 ones going back a good year now (during yet another stint of unemployment :)) and they're bloody fiddly.

There'd be some pics up on NS somewhere of mine, I think these days it's squashed under some pile of random crap somewhere in my room :(

Anyone going into gouger street for the classic Adelaide street party thingy friday night? Get a chance to check out all the entrants.

want to. but im working. story of my life. lol.

went down to tyrepower today, 3 month wait on the wheels i want. sigh. meh, gives me time to save for em i spose.

^ LOL yeah cas hours = gay.

Oi heres something you'll find funny Dave, that 16y/o bird msg'd me today, she's still ridiculously keen hey :D

pedo.

:P

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