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hey mate..

Just send a PM on here to a guy on here with the user "the Mafia"

Tell him what you want re: bov and for sound and so forth...

He'll let you know what to do.

LOL.....yes, he will tell you what he thinks of it too. lol

lol

you guys crack me up

Will the fart machine effect my AFM readings?

Do I need to configure the fart machine to vent to atmo or should I plumb back some of it in to the cabin?

does it produce protein fart type smells or is it more like a night on the booze then maccas before sleeping in the gutter for the night..fart smell?

The most important thing is that I want it for the noise and smell is an added bonus.

Will chicks flash there fun bags and penis holders at me or will it make them feel too comfortable and feel that they can fart too?

Lastly, how do I go about using the fart machine to create a dutch oven experience for mah passengers?

sorry for the questions.

I really appreciate your help bro.

Do I need to configure the fart machine to vent to atmo or should I plumb back some of it in to the cabin?

i find that with a fart machine configuration, ur always better off with vent to atmo, the is a risk with plumb back of spontaneous combustion (u may blow a valve)

best of luck

Aif

Will the fart machine effect my AFM readings?

No it shouldn't. The performance gain will be minimal.

Do I need to configure the fart machine to vent to atmo or should I plumb back some of it in to the cabin?

Probably 50/50 would be best, so you don't pass out while driving, but still get a whiff of the fart.

does it produce protein fart type smells or is it more like a night on the booze then maccas before sleeping in the gutter for the night..fart smell?

Depends what you feed it. If you've been feeding it protein drinks you'll have a protein filled fart.

The most important thing is that I want it for the noise and smell is an added bonus.

Will chicks flash there fun bags and penis holders at me or will it make them feel too comfortable and feel that they can fart too?

No not necessarily. The types that do that are generally skanks. Depends who you want to attract. They may feel more relaxed and fart in your presence too.
Lastly, how do I go about using the fart machine to create a dutch oven experience for mah passengers?

If you've got power windows, there's usually a lock button to disengage the passenger windows. Simply lock them and have your window wound up, and release the fart. For best results 100% plumback in to the cabin, just be careful you don't passout yourself.

sorry for the questions.

I really appreciate your help bro.

Hope that helps man.

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