So Guys How Do I Port And Polish?

[siddr20]

Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.

I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.

Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.

heheh happy reading!!

http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/tm.htm

[Red7 Racing]

Classic!

Has to be a wind-up though - the scary thing is, there are probably people out there that are that stupid. Guess they drive Audi's!!

[crofte]

what a f**king dick head!

[swanny180]

Piss take for sure

Still lol-worthy

[siddr20]

heheh well i didnt bother reading rest off coments, let along past page 1.. so who knows!!

[akeenan]

repost about 2 years ago

[ali-turko]

hey i did it and gained 60kws LMAO

[siddr20]

repost about 2 years ago

well since it was posted this year, i dont see how??

[tom9999]

Awesome!!!!!

[WazR32GTSt]

re-post, as said seen it a while ago

funny shit nontheless

[Hillzy]

We've got two stereotypes in that; Honda drivers and stupid Americans!

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

Thats from an old sau thread. It popped up a few times. Still funny none the less

[Devils_Advocate21]

there was a similar post on how to port and polish from awhile back

[WPN-O33]

HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I cant stop laughing even if its bullshit, what a crack up!

"my friend only works on hondas & doesnt know much about Audis"

what a classic nice one

[evil_weevil]

wasn't that Ed's Audi? (Hasey? ) lol

[ferni]

Here you go, the original thread from last year:

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/t110974.html

[rollin_on_18_strong]

a good honda one is the video where they hook a leaf blower to the intake. it actually gains a few KW on the dyno!

[TRUSTM3]

The best honda video I've seen is the one on youtube if you search for 'honda civic death'. its classic. They replace the engine oil with water......

[GTAAAH]

Ohh that vid is nasty, i showed it to my dad he was like..... why would you do that to a car.. and he's not exactly a honda fan either haha