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As it states above i need a good lawyer for a traffic offence (Got to love speed fines), The only problem my line was not out on the road that weekend caz i was 200km away :D ....so anyways if anyone knows a good lawyer plz forward details on.

Cheers :(

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I have been told that with most speeding fines you can succesfully challenge them by asking the police to provide 3 certificates to validate their claim.

I think they are a copy of the standards the particular radar was built to,

a certificate of compliance to verify the unit meets or exceeds the standards,

and a certificate of calibration to show the unit was within calibration at the time the fine was issued.

I was told the police will not provide this information and will withdraw their case as you approach the bench (ie they will get you into court, but wont push the issue when you are there)

I realise this isnt exactly the same as in your case as you are contesting you were not in control of the car at the time of the offence (however 200km isnt far away) so I would assume you need some evidence to back up your claim and a Layer to present it appropriatly.

This advice should not be taken as Legal advice and may or may not apply to your situation

You should seek your own legal representation and read the full information and discloasure statements available from my office before taking action.

Written and spoken by G Harrison for the "Stop screwing us over" party.

Edited by 4door_Sleeper
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Nick vadasz is a criminal lawyer i will send you a e-card from my phone

I can recommend Aaron Almeida of Matthew Mitchell Solicitors in Prospect, hes got me off the hook bigtime twice....

Matthew Mitchell Solicitors

ph 8344 5589, 59A Prospect Road Prospect (opposite the BP)

-Dohmar

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Due to Da Black Wolf, this thread is now about Lionel Hutz

"Lionel Hutz, court-appointed attorney. I'll be defending you on the charge of... Murder One! Wow! Even if I lose, I'll be famous!"

Judge: Case dismissed!

Hutz: Your Honor... Do I still get paid?

Hutz: Mrs Simpson, your sexual harassment case is just what I need to rebuild my shattered career! Care to join me in a belt of Scotch?

Marge: But it's 9:30 in the morning!

Hutz: Yeah but... I haven't slept in days. [glug, glug] Last chance! [glug, glug] Ohh yeah!

Prosecutor: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Who do you find more attractive. Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?

Judge: What is the point of all this?

Prosecutor: Your Honor, I'm so confident of Marge Simpson's guilt, that I can waste the court's time rating the superhunks.

Hutz: Ooohh. He's gonna' win.

Marge: Mr. Hutz!

Hutz: Now Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon, if that is your real name.

Have you ever forgotten anything?

Apu: No. In fact I can recite pi to 40,000 places.

And the last digit is 1.

Homer: Mmm... pie.

Hutz: Well if you never forget anything. Tell me this. What color tie am I wearing? [turns around]

Apu: You are wearing a red and white club tie in a half-windsor knot.

Hutz: Oh, I am, am I? Is that what you think? Well if that's what you think, I have something to tell you [ugh]. Something which may shock and discredit you [ugh]. And that thing is as follows [as he finally undoes the whole tie]. I'm not wearing a tie at all. [jury gasps]

Apu: If I am wrong about that. Maybe I am wrong about Mrs. Simpson.

Hutz: No further questions. [Hutz raises his arm and the tie is sticking out of his sleeve]

Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter. Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour.

Homer: We pay eight dollars for the night, and you can take two popsicles out of the freezer.

Hutz: Three.

Homer: Two.

Hutz: OK, two. And I get to keep this old bird cage.

Homer: Done!

Hutz: [proudly] Still got it.

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  • 7 years later...

+1 for Aaron Almeida - although he was working for himself at Prospect when we used him. Got my son's dangerous driving charge downgraded to drive without due care (with no suspension and a small fine). Also got us out of paying impound fees. Reasonable cost, and seems to know his stuff. I would use him again (but hope I don't have to).

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