I Found A Turtle In My Backyard Wtf!

[LTHLRB]

my turtle ran away a while ago when i had it, little bastard ended up at the end of the street. He was a vicious one aswell, no shit, he ate birds that used to bathe in his pond..

[_Ryan_]

Call Amazing Amazon on 9545 0000

They should be able to tell you how to care with it and what to do with it, i get all my aquarium shit from there, good blokes.

-Ryan

[mesmerized]

put it under your mum's doona

[inark]

my turtle ran away a while ago when i had it, little bastard ended up at the end of the street. He was a vicious one aswell, no shit, he ate birds that used to bathe in his pond..

ok now i do want it!!

gimmie gimmie gimmie!!! im going to raise him to hunt and kill the magpies that swoop on my wife when shes doing what she should be... hanging out the washing! haha and my dog too... it can be her protector... the dog... not my wife.

[saff_cossie]

These guys were seen pondering the whereabouts of their missing brother:

[Gazzilla]

lol.. Dam Turtles!

Dont release the poor thing into the Yarra, it will probably Die in that Filth they call a River.. haha

[LTHLRB]

no shit man, birds used to sit in the water he would come from underneith and pull the birds down, drown em and eat them lol.. my mum freaked when she found feathers and bones

we let him go a while age when we went fishing

[krzysiu]

Ill take him! He can live in my Pond! We had little ducks at some point too!

[Snowman]

That's actually a tortoise West, I'll look after him

Thank god someone on here knows their Testudines.

[PAV34]

umm you dont happen to live somewhere near South Morang do you?

A friend of mine lost their turtle recently....

[West]

He's released!

In a pond near my work place, he swam like he's home so its all good. So far in that pond now, i've released two Yabbies and one Turtoise hahaha. Probably a Croc next lol.

[Bec]

I hope the little guy makes it

[Basti]

yabbies taste good

[LEANBAC]

hahaha mad find TURTLE TIME

[funkymonkey]

Thank god someone on here knows their Testudines.

lulz you said testudines... and i bet you said that with a straight face too you raging nomenclature nazi.

[JVP]

edit: nevermind

lol

[funkymonkey]

you need to start modding the lil bugger stat

cyborg tortoise of impending doom FTW

[DogKnight]

you need to start modding the lil bugger stat

cyborg tortoise of impending doom FTW

Haha, love it

[inark]

u still working at Wurth?

Im gonna come and steal him and begin the training.

[West]

u still working at Wurth?

Im gonna come and steal him and begin the training.

Still there Ni lol.