2008 F1 Season

[ctjet]

"She needs more of ze punishment!"

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ctjet]

Max explained after Stepneygate that it would have been okay if Mclaren had told the whole truth straight away, but instead they fudged around the issue and covered things up. So now we look forward to the Mosley approach where Max spares us no details of his Friday afternoon sessions over the years.

He's due in Bahrain this weekend, which should be a fascinating experience for everyone concerned. Previously when there has been controversy in the air Max has failed to turn up at GPs where he has been due to give a press conference, citing flight scheduling problems.

If that were the case this weekend then we're pretty sure that Ron Dennis would be willing to lend him a ride in his private jet.

That's the least he could do.

golden

[Beer Baron]

I WANT TO READ AN INTERVIEW OF HOW PAUL STODDART VIEWS THIS NEWS BREAK

lol, paul probably sold him the hookers. he bought them as part of a 100 hooker job lot from flavio briatore then broke them up into smaller companies of prostitutes and re-branded some as nazi prostitutes then shipped them off to chelsea.

[Beer Baron]

Good one Max. Hats off the old boy. Afterall sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

haha, I dunno how wholesome and natural it is when you have your balls in a vice and your ass is getting spanked by 5 nazi fem-bots in german SS uniforms!

[Beer Baron]

ye gods!! no wonder he needs 5 nazi prostitutes to sort him out. look at the old bat he's banging at home... nasty.

[m3gtr]

ye gods!! no wonder he needs 5 nazi prostitutes to sort him out. look at the old bat he's banging at home... nasty.

Dude, hes been married to her for 48 years. I'm sure she looked better when she was younger. Don't forget were going to look like a wrinkly old bastards no-one's going to want to shag unless you pay em! :(

[blackrex]

ye gods!! no wonder he needs 5 nazi prostitutes to sort him out. look at the old bat he's banging at home... nasty.

I saw that image in the article, and thought that it was Max dressed in drag at first...

[Beer Baron]

Dude, hes been married to her for 48 years. I'm sure she looked better when she was younger. Don't forget were going to look like a wrinkly old bastards no-one's going to want to shag unless you pay em! :(

lol quite true, I'm already half way there!

but still, can't blame the bloke for wanting to play few away games every now and then.

[djr81]

In other news J M Belestre passed away. Belestre had Max Mosleys job before max came along.

You lot don't remember but Belestre and Senna went to war in the late eighties.

The thing is Max Moseley taking on the job was welcomed at the time because he (in contrast to Belestre) seemed quite sane. Makes Jean Marie efforts with a dodgy roller skating trannie at the French GP one year look like the work of a complete amateur.

[Beer Baron]

anyone with the name jean marie is a suspect in my book anyway...

[Marco-R34GTT]

Meh...

The French....

Mind you... Jean Alesi was just awesome... He redefined 'late breaking'...

[Whiplash]

hmmm boss of the FIA....

starts getting resume ready

[Whiplash]

No, youre all wrong.

Its not traction related at all. Its not Mechanical grip. Its Aerodynamic.

Its simply a matter of following the car in dirty air. The flow of air around the following car is much more turbulent. Raikkonen even mentioned it in the press conference. Geez, werent any of you people listening? Hamstrings was fast as, you just have to look at the fastest laps of the race. Hamilton was only 7 hundredths slower than Raikkonen.

and he did that fast lap when he finally went on to the hard tires (from memory)

[m3gtr]

Yep, i believe he did, towards the end of the race.

I watched the softs go on in the first pitstop and i thought, what a dumb-ass. It was probably hammies call...he made a similar mistake last year.

[kralster]

Wow who would ever think that Formula 1 would be full of sick degenerates.

[ctjet]

Coulthard buys into Toro Rosso

In a surprise announcement made at midnight on this date, veteran driver David Coulthard has informed the media that he intends to take over Red Bulls half-share in the Toro Rosso team.

The famous Scots decision follows the recent revelation from Red Bull boss Dietrich Mateschitz, who no longer wishes his company to have a stake in the Toro Rosso outfit by the start of the 2010 season.

When Didi said that, the idea of becoming a team owner popped into my mind, said Coulthard. It all seemed so suddenly logical.

I love racing but Im not getting any younger you know, as you've repeated often enough, he added, staring down a few gathered journalists as he spoke.

The team will be renamed Coulthard Power Racing CPR.

Initially I wanted it to be named the CSR team, but the word Super was already taken, admitted Coulthard, whose Superman cape worn on the 2006 Monaco podium is still draped over the shoulders of a wooden sculpture, representing a large life-size naked woman, standing next to the entrance of his appartment.

It also appears that the teams current engine supply contract with Ferrari will be terminated in favour of Mercedes. The new deal should begin with the 2010 season.

I no longer work with McLaren-Mercedes of course, but I was there long enough to still have rights to the employee discount, Coulthard stated. We'll save millions!

Gerhard Bergers wishes of remaining on board as Team Principal will be respected, since Coulthards role as a Grand Prix driver will be maintained when he transfers teams.

As Ive said many times before, I still have all the energy required to race, he repeated once more. Ill be one of the bosses at CPR anyway, I can pretty much take any position I want.

And its not like anyone is going to prevent me from doing so if ever Im no longer up to par, he declared with a hearty guffaw.

Standing at his side up until that moment, Gerhard Berger smiled, shrugged, took another bite out of his tuna sandwich and walked away.

Edited April 1, 2008 by ctjet

[blackrex]

That was a nice April Fools day article.

[ctjet]

sssshhhh

[sh@un]

i hear there's even a race on in Bahrain this weekend

[Whiplash]

is this going to be the first night race or is that still at singapore?

will have to double check the ITV link to see if it works for these events