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I couldn't help but notice homoton took about 12 laps or so to get past an over the hill coulthard... where were all his ballsy super duper magic moves???? oh that's right, this track had walls instead of nice bitumen run-off.... he move on coulthard was simply (and finally!) a faster car getting past a woefully slow one. i can't believe he couldn't get it done about 10 laps sooner. weak sauce.

poor webber, he was looking good for something between 1st and 3rd and his car let him down AGAIN.... d'oh. still he must surely be used to it by now.

as if kimi is boring. he is the only clown with a decent sense of humour... lol "I was taking a shit". homoton would have said " daddy was helping me use the potty"...

thank god for nelson putting it in the wall at exactly the right moment cause the race was a bit tedious of the first 20 laps...

surely ferrari will bin this stupid traffic light pit system they have. you really need a bloke at the front of the car who can see everything happening and move the lolipop once it's all clear. they all hit their lights but then the rig got stuck and without a lolipop man there to slam the thing down and say 'woah nelly' they got screwed. they were happy to give ferrari a penatly as massa's race was already f**ked so they said "yeah just give 'em the penalty to shut up those hamilton fans" if massa was still up the order it would have been another small fine. :merli:

just spewing webbers car failed and spewing kimi put it in the wall. how embarasing for homo getting smashed by gonzo in an inferior car....

m3gtr Grand Master

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I couldn't help but notice homoton took about 12 laps or so to get past an over the hill coulthard... where were all his ballsy super duper magic moves???? oh that's right, this track had walls instead of nice bitumen run-off.... he move on coulthard was simply (and finally!) a faster car getting past a woefully slow one. i can't believe he couldn't get it done about 10 laps sooner. weak sauce.

poor webber, he was looking good for something between 1st and 3rd and his car let him down AGAIN.... d'oh. still he must surely be used to it by now.

as if kimi is boring. he is the only clown with a decent sense of humour... lol "I was taking a shit". homoton would have said " daddy was helping me use the potty"...

thank god for nelson putting it in the wall at exactly the right moment cause the race was a bit tedious of the first 20 laps...

surely ferrari will bin this stupid traffic light pit system they have. you really need a bloke at the front of the car who can see everything happening and move the lolipop once it's all clear. they all hit their lights but then the rig got stuck and without a lolipop man there to slam the thing down and say 'woah nelly' they got screwed. they were happy to give ferrari a penatly as massa's race was already f**ked so they said "yeah just give 'em the penalty to shut up those hamilton fans" if massa was still up the order it would have been another small fine. :merli:

just spewing webbers car failed and spewing kimi put it in the wall. how embarasing for homo getting smashed by gonzo in an inferior car....

What?

You may not have noticed but It took everyone ages to get past the Trulli Train.

Hamilton wasnt the only bloke getting stuck behind slower cars.

As i recall, even Fisi was holding up the 7 cars at one point including Ferraris.

So LH is a flog because.....?

You lost me @ "I was taking a shit", lol

ctjet Grand Master

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Funniest moment of the race was the ferrari mechanic taking a dive after massa left with his hose still attached. lol the guy went down like somebody chopped him from behind and he was looking for the penalty shot... no ref here mate, keep moving

friggin drama queens

As soon as he realised kimis car was coming into the box he got up immedietly and got on with it. His theatrics not helping the team in the slightest this week unfortunately... chin up mate, at least your press officer believed your bullshit

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benm Grand Master

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lol the guy went down like somebody chopped him from behind and he was looking for the penalty shot... no ref here mate, keep moving

I think he was looking for a compo payout, it was quite funny though :merli:

I'm still pissed about Webber, every single time he gets in a decent points position due to the misfortune of others his car craps itself.

Beer Baron Grand Master

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What?

You may not have noticed but It took everyone ages to get past the Trulli Train.

Hamilton wasnt the only bloke getting stuck behind slower cars.

As i recall, even Fisi was holding up the 7 cars at one point including Ferraris.

So LH is a flog because.....?

You lost me @ "I was taking a shit", lol

yes, everyone found it tough to pass on this circuit. but we've been led to beleive that homoton has some kind of overtaking superpowers and can pass anyone, anytime, round the outside, up the inside perhaps even over the top. nothing is beyond his talent according to him and his lovers... but suddenly those moves were absent... that was my point. no one else has claimed the overtaking godliness he has.

Beer Baron Grand Master

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he was just a lying piece of shit getting caught in his own babble

how they can employ an idiot like that to liaise with the media is mind boggling

agree 100%. if he is the best spokesman they can come up with they really have not been looking hard enough. his bullshit may fly with the italian press but last time I checked they make up a f**king tiny proportion of the worlds population...

cokey Explorer

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Wrong !

The funniest part of the race was Hamilton eating shit !

Being unable to match Massa.

And shaking hands with the winner !

Alonzos best " you talking to me asshole" parody. :laugh:

RD is Dick dastardly and homo is muttley !

Whacky races or what ?

Oh and should I remind you of the fuel topic ? Hammos pit crew out first ! same lap pit ! How many tenths was it ?

Massas got to be wearing helium pants !

Bollocks !! you must now agree?

If Red bull can see a crash and call it ! maybe ferrari should tap their radios ? :merli:

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dezz Grand Master

dezz

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Massa by 8 tenths????

What

The

f**k?_

thats bullshit light fueled showboating at its finest.

Nah mang..

Dezz will be on here soon telling you that Massa has the same amount of fuel

Which is a complete load of shit and we know it.

it's a shame I don't claim to be part of the race strategy team for every team in the paddock, like you seem to believe you are...

dezz Grand Master

dezz

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so to re-cap

Massa smashes LH in quali on the same fuel load

Massa builds a gap of 3 seconds and is increasing it within the opening laps of the GP

Hamilton is losing .5 of a second to KR every lap and would soon be defending if Piquet didn't crash out

Massa's race is ended by a team error, not a driver error

Hamilton eventually passes a much slower DC and finishes 3rd, 1 position down on where he qualified

Alonso beats Hamilton in an inferior team/car

But the drive of the race would certainly have to go to Hamilton, what a truly magnificent pass. Senna-esque

m3gtr Grand Master

m3gtr

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it's a shame I don't claim to be part of the race strategy team for every team in the paddock, like you seem to believe you are...

You know there was no way to actually see just how much fuel everyone was carrying due to the safety car.

They both came into the pits as soon as they were able - no point delaying things.

O and yeah great to see you could still trwal through old pages to find the morsel youre looking for Dezzmontezomolo.

Youre dedication to me is outstanding! :merli:

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