You Know You Own A Skyline When.....

[sh@un]

lol i got one of these the other day. i was doing 40km/h in a 50 zone and an old guy walking along the road with his wife stops and stares at me driving past, and then in the rear view mirror i see him shake his head and keep walking -- wtf?

they see me rollin', they hatin'....

[Doobs]

When you spend a large portion of your day reading threads on the skylines australia forum.

[typevu]

You know you own a Skyline when dero bogans in Commodores rips it up or give ya a rev to show off how fully sick their zorst is when your just putting along minding your own business!

You know you own a Skyline when a cop can see your tail lights from miles away and zooms up to your rear end to f**k you over.

You know you own a Skyline when you spend hours washing and polishing it... only to have it rained on a few hours later!

You know you own a Skyline when your always gazing at a picture of it thats on your desk or on your mobile phone.

You know you own a Skyline when your girlfriend keeps nagging you "WHY YOU SPENDING SO MUCH ON THE CAR FOR I WANT MORE SHOES MORE DRESSES YAP YAP YAP"

You know you own a Skyline when your family keeps telling you to save money instead of spending it on the car.

You know you own a Skyline when you cant stop tinkering around with the car.

You know you own a Skyline when you got a list of what to buy in the back of your head and keep searching it up ready to buy it as soon as funds become available!

You know you own a Skyline when you laugh at Holdens and other shitboxes on the road tryna be sick c**ts.

You know you own a Skyline when you know you have a descent car!

You know you own a Skyline when your constantly keeping an eye out for the coppas.

You know you own a Skyline when your broke and still want to buy more stuff for the car!

You know you own a Skyline when your eating basically bread and water!

You know you own a Skyline when your car spends more time in a workshop/on jacks/hood up than you can be bothered counting.

Edited January 19, 2008 by vietorious

[Bliksem]

when going shopping or visiting friends you avoid as many public/main roads as you can to avoid police attention

[dmr]

you know you own a skyline when you make people in the back seat enter and exit the car from the passenger seat so you don't have to re-adjust your perfectly set throne

[Munkyb0y]

when oncoming traffic flash their lights at you..... you havent had alcohol for a week..... but you still do a u-turn and go another way

happened to me the other day. sad sad sad state of affairs.

[dmr]

i'm guilty for nearly all those things vietorious ! haha

[Sklyn]

#54.. When you can't see it your thinking about it..

[Angus Smart]

1.Get Pulled Up By The Men In Blue.

I've owned and driven a gtr for the good part of 3 years, and three times i have been pulled over for just random breath tests.

But.

your bank account is often close to 0

Edited January 19, 2008 by Angus Smart

[craked]

u know you own a skyline when your girlfriend says its me or the car which is it we know the answer

u know you own a skyline when your cars guards have more rubber on them then the tyres

[jenkies]

you know you own a skyline when it takes an hour to park because 1. that spot looks dodgy 2. there is no shade 3. that tree looks like it has good shade but a one in a million chance in dropping a branch.

[Trust33]

You know you own a skyline when:

u own it.

[Cassbo]

You know you own a Skyline when you stop calling them Skylines. For example...

Nice 33 Series 2

Nice 32 with GT-R bar

Why would you do THAT to a 31?

[GoldZilla]

When you have to buy your wife her own skyline so she doesnt drive yours!

When you buy an R31 wagon to run to the shops in so your beast doesnt get "doored" in the parking lot.

*Puts hand up* Guilty of both!

GOLD!!!!!

These days, you know you own a Skyline when you wonder for hours on end WTF you can do with it to actually make it different to the billions of others out there...

You know you own a Skyline when you ask someone else "What have you done to it?", and when they say "Oh, just the usual mods..." you know pretty much that they mean they've added an FMIC, high-flow panel or a pod filter, increased the boost, fitted a PowerFC, a bigger exhaust, or any combination of the above.

[260tech]

You know you own a skyline when:

u own it.

You know you own a Skyline (read RB anything) when ordinary Nissan parts are the last resort. first choice is Apexi, Bride, Cusco, Dolphin, Exeedy (fill the gaps) 5Zigen, don't matter if you can afford them or not!

F#$KN A.

Cheers GW

[phat_man]

did i not say this will happen

[Rekin]

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