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Ive blown one of the parking globes and on top of that the inside of light is all fogged up and as yellow as china. I also want to install some H.I.Ds that ive had lying around...

Im hopeless with doing stuff for myself so either someone if going to have to tell me where i can:

A. get my lights cleaned

B. change my parking lights

C. Install H.I.Ds

or direct me to a very descriptive and detailed post of how to do all of the above.

PLEASE HELP ME MY SKYLINE LOOKS LKE SH!T!!!!

void Replace_Blown_Parker(Blown_Parker)

{

If(Blown_Parker == Passenger_Side)

{

Reach_Inside_With_Your_Hands;

Find_Squarish_Parker_Connector;

Turn_Connector_Anti-Clockwise;

Pull_The_Parker_Out;

}

Else If(Blown_Parker == Driver_Side)

{

If(You_Have_Midget_Hands)

{

Reach_Inside_With_Your_Hands;

Find_Squarish_Parker_Connector;

Turn_Connector_Anti-Clockwise;

Pull_The_Parker_Out;

}

Else

{

If(You_Can't_Be_f**ked_Taking_Off_The_Front_Bar_And_Headlight)

You_Don't_Really_Want_To_Replace_The_Parker;

Else

Be_My_Guest;

}

}

}

You nerd... :glare:

What state are you in?

I'm pretty sure there are DIY tutorials for everything that you need to do as well...

Been a nerd is a priviledge, everyone wants to be a nerd these day

Here's the most detailed link to the HID Install

But be warned it could have adverse effects and confuse you

as you can pretty much install it without any instructions. (Unless your IQ is less that George W Bush's)

Hid Light Install Guide

  • 2 months later...

Headlights - Maquires Paint cleaner > Maguires Tek Wax.

Headlights remove is simply remove the big circlular cap by forcing it one way or the other slightlly, a clip is inside and you pinch together and it will come undone. from memory anyway

For the headlights trust me on the cleaning you'll shit your pants when you see the improvement, especially good on R33 lights.

yep and his sig says "ask me how"
Yep, and his signature doenst have a link to a thread or webpage...

Was interested if his ways are any different from what i know.

Sorry guys, thought you were asking what his post meant because I didn't know what he was on about until I had a 3rd look at it. :thumbsup:

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