Hello Fellow Shelbyvillians

[Beer Baron]

Uh...hey look! Someone's attractive cousin!

[Beer Baron]

And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

[BHDave]

You must be stupider than you look Springfield.

Stupider like a fox!

[N1GTR]

Homer: This is the darkest day in the history of Springfield. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the shower. (edit)

Bart: That lemon tree is a part of our town. And as kids, the backbone of our economy. We'll get it back, or choke their rivers with our dead! (edit)

Marge: It's almost lunch time, do you know where your brother is tutoring?

Lisa: Tutoring? The only thing Bart is teaching is guerilla combat in Shelbyville.

Marge: You have a number where we can reach him?

Lisa: No, Mom, Bart and some kids ran off to wage war on Shelbyville!

Marge: (gasps) Homer, come quick! Bart's left his tutoring job and joined a violence gang! (edit)

Marge: Where are you going, Bart?

Bart: Mom, you won't believe this, but something you said the other day really got through to me. And now, I'm going to teach some kid a lesson.

(Bart leaves the house)

Marge: I choose to take that literally.

Bart: (yelling from outside) Death to Shelbyville!

Homer: (raising his beer) Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Tute on, son. Tute on! (edit)

[N1GTR]

Jebediah Springfield: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.

Shelbyville Manhattan: Yes! And marry our cousins.

Jebediah Springfield: I was- wha... what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?

Shelbyville Manhattan: Because they're so attractive. I... I thought that was the whole point of this journey.

Jebediah Springfield: Absolutely not!

Shelbyville Manhattan: I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!

Bart: Eat my shorts, Shelbyville!

Homer, Bart: Eat my shorts!

Ned Flanders: Yes, eat all of our shirts!

Old Shelbyvillian Man: And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

[Cassbo]

And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

Old Shelbyvillian Man: And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

Echo?

[N1GTR]

Yep

[N1GTR]

So you all know, I am in love with Steve-o

Thats all I have for now

I always knew it Paul!

[sh@un]

'Not in front of my parents Cletus!'

"They my parents too, Brandine"

[Beer Baron]

steve a small tip. if you want to post a simpsons quote and want it to be funny, don't spam like 20 at once. pick one or two then post that.

[N1GTR]

It made me laugh.

[Munkyb0y]

it made me sleep

but.....since ur a nsw boy, you're still 11ty billion times funnier than them there mexicaaaans

Selma: Okay. One more step. I just gotta go laminate your license. You'll get it in two to three weeks.

Cletus: Hot damn! No more sittin' in the dirt at the drive-in!

Edited March 21, 2008 by Munkyb0y

[paulr33]