Get A Job F*cking Theives!

[RubyRS4]

I was at my GF mother's place picking up her son, when we heard her dogs going bonkers!

I peak out the window and see two punks hanging around my Stag parked out on the street. One looked like he was trying to open the door, while the other was watching the house.

I stepped out the front door and (in not so nice words) told the punks to move on or I'll wrap their mountain bikes around their heads.

I don't rely on the cops (they're too busy robbing us of our wallets), so if I catch anyone trying to get into my car, I'll just give them some free accommodation in a hospital. Done it before, I'll do it again. I love my toys and unless I invite you around to play, stay the f*ck away. :laughing-smiley-014:

[rubzy]

i always try and remember to park my car in the garage overnight, been broken into once before in the driveway which really pissed me off but luckily no damage done somehow...i keep a baseball bat near my bed just in case and have for awhile but haven't had to use it yet...

[Tangles]

thats crazy

[rubzy]

yeah, i know. at first my alarm had been going off for no reason a couple of times but when it initially went off i thought it was just having another hissy fit but cos i left it out in the driveway i figured i should take a look. when i looked outside i could see my interior light on and the passenger door open and thought F**K, musta just missed 'em so i grabbed my bat and went out into the street but couldn't see ne1, it was like 3am aswell. all they took was a bag of shrapnel i use to keep in my car but i had like $60sumfn in there, lil bastards

[Krishy]

another import getting broken into or stolen....man i swear some people just love ruining other peoples pride and joy and let them have a f**ked up week/weekend.....and i agree with rubyrs4 if you catch them make sure that they find a nice accomodation in a busy hospital....

[rubzy]

i'd be careful with bashing 'em though, they could sue you if they're smart enough!

[Krishy]

i am pretty sure they are not all that smart if they are trying to break into someone's car and the alarm is going off.....do it in a discreat way.....yellow pages or white pages comes in handy

[rubzy]

seriously though, think about how angry you'd be catching someone break into your pride and joy, would you be able to not beat on them too hard? personally i think i might get them at least once too hard like knocking 'em out (whoops) but then you'd realise...ok, i think they've had enough

[Krishy]

i have and will go all out and use my strenght and ability to f**k them up big time.....they wont ever think of doing that again.....

[rubzy]

make sure you get someone to make a video of it on a fone or something and then you can put it on youtube, the title could be something like this is what happens to imported car thieves in SA.

[RubyRS4]

i'd be careful with bashing 'em though, they could sue you if they're smart enough!

This is how thick some are:

The last bastard I caught years ago, I gave him a swift kick into the ribs and dropped him quick. When I busted this fool trying to steal my motorbike, he first started to run but turned around holding the screw driver as a weapon, that now gives me the 'self defence' excuse. Stupid numb nuts tried stealing my bike in front of the dojo I trained at, and while I approached him in my karate gi wearing black belt and all. Stupid, real stupid. If that doesn't ring any alarm bells for them, then they should be removed from the gene pool. Like bringing a knife to a gun fight.

They can't sue you if they're commiting the crime, and especially when you do not use 'excessive' force. The police weighed in that his screw driver had the potential to do more damage, than my kick to his ribs. I can guarantee you this little prick isn't stealing any bikes/cars today. :laughing-smiley-014:

I've had my share of stupid encounters on the street, and the cops really don't give a rats arse ... especially when you can have your 'self defence' story. They're seen as the crim in the first place, all you gotta do is make yourself look more like a Saint.

Edited March 25, 2008 by RubyRS4

[Krishy]

lol nice to hear another fellow black belt mate making use of the brutal kick....nice one rubyrs4.....thats sort of what i have done in the past.....pfft screw drivers dont do anything when you master your skills.....

[Howie]

What pricks... it's about time skyline/stag owners hit back at em. Who wants to put our bait car idea back into action?

[RubyRS4]

lol nice to hear another fellow black belt mate making use of the brutal kick....nice one rubyrs4.....thats sort of what i have done in the past.....pfft screw drivers dont do anything when you master your skills.....

Yeah, had the mother of the stupid kid wanting the cops to charge me for using such "violence on the street". Until the cops said "Lady, it was your son with the weapon. He took his chances in front of a karate school and lost" Dumbass! :laughing-smiley-014:

Its not just protecting my property. Where most people will cower away and 'mind their own business', I won't stand for this shit or destruction of property, abuse or stealing if I'm around. I guess I have more confidence doing what I do. Anyone getting assaulted for no reason, I'll step in and set it straight. Some punk breaking into a car not mine, I'll sort him out too.

[RubyRS4]

What pricks... it's about time skyline/stag owners hit back at em. Who wants to put our bait car idea back into action?

Yeah a bait car with remote kill switch, remote locking doors and poisonous gas

We can stand at the windows and wave to them as they take their last breaths

[Howie]

I quite like the blowtorch idea actually

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/Pe...m-t211654.html#

[RubyRS4]

I quite like the blowtorch idea actually

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/Pe...m-t211654.html#

flame grilled criminal that would be justice

BBQ'd bad guy! :laughing-smiley-014:

[Madaz]

hahaha had a few lol's in this thread sorry to hear darwins theory of natural selection isnt working

how bizzare too we have 2 Reuben's on the boards

[Dohmar]

BBQ'd bad guy! :laughing-smiley-014:

Ala Robocop!!

Other thing is to have yr car in the driveway... and big ass dog who associates burglars with a well cooked steak....

Failing that.... samurai sword.... uzi.... tactical nukes?

Oh my..

-D

[Thommo1]

I don't rely on the cops (they're too busy robbing us of our wallets), so if I catch anyone trying to get into my car, I'll just give them some free accommodation in a hospital. Done it before, I'll do it again. I love my toys and unless I invite you around to play, stay the f*ck away. :laughing-smiley-014:

PMSL

I would do the same.