Jump to content
SAU Community

How Is Life Without A License? Lol

Dean_HR31
 Share

Recommended Posts

ctjet Grand Master

ctjet

Posted
Posted (edited)
well..

it's like this..

Having your license is like having sex on Tap.. Good sex.. Hot sex.

You lose that, and you can have all the blow up dolls, vaso and porn you can buy to replace the real thing, but in the end, after you've left your load in that plastic bitch, and wiping your wang before you turn off that porn, you will think about how much you miss real hot poontang.

So I've been told.

so

whats driving while you're suspended like?

im picturing a 5-way nazi style prostitute orgy

... but thats me

Edited by ctjet
dr1ft.jp Enthusiast

dr1ft.jp

Posted
Posted
whats driving while you're suspended like?
Imagine the scene where they are in the bar in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. It is a bit like that with added paranoia.

Currently 11 months into a two year suspension. Couple of close calls with the cops. Gets the heart racing in a bad way. It was fun visiting Australia to drive legally.

Haysey Grand Master

Haysey

Posted
Posted

I lost mine for 2 months a few years ago... a good solicitor got me off a 12month dq...

i did a huge boot install on my old 32, the misses LOVED driving it whilst i couldnt, she was afraid to boost it.... otherwise i generally hit the cans pretty damn hard every weekend, always had mates to drive me around (sometimes in my car)... but it was just that general pain in the ass freedom of going where you want to when you want to i guess...

TezGT-R Rising Star

TezGT-R

Posted
Posted

Good mate lost his licence, moved in with me as we work together and I drove him around, even to drop off his one night stands at the train station. He owes me. Big time. Like naming his first born after me...

NoFX_Hardcore Proficient

NoFX_Hardcore

Posted
Posted
well..

it's like this..

Having your license is like having sex on Tap.. Good sex.. Hot sex.

You lose that, and you can have all the blow up dolls, vaso and porn you can buy to replace the real thing, but in the end, after you've left your load in that plastic bitch, and wiping your wang before you turn off that porn, you will think about how much you miss real hot poontang.

So I've been told.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Funniest comparison ever. Definitely true though. I am serving my 5th 3 month suspension (I never learn that owning an import is practically illegal no matter how you drive) and I have 4 weeks left. Only thing I can suggest is going to the drags and track days, get your fix and stay off the road! Drags definitely help me get through it.

I have a few friends that have lost their licence and been caught driving whilst disqualified... That's when you get into serious shit. Losing it for 3 and not driving is better than risking losing it for 6 - 12 months or 2 years for nothing.

jenkies Mentor

jenkies

Posted
Posted
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Funniest comparison ever. Definitely true though. I am serving my 5th 3 month suspension (I never learn that owning an import is practically illegal no matter how you drive) and I have 4 weeks left. Only thing I can suggest is going to the drags and track days, get your fix and stay off the road! Drags definitely help me get through it.

I have a few friends that have lost their licence and been caught driving whilst disqualified... That's when you get into serious shit. Losing it for 3 and not driving is better than risking losing it for 6 - 12 months or 2 years for nothing.

driving disqualified is a shocker.... i got done 7 months thru my suspension in a one off situation..... had court about it 3 weeks ago and i got off on a good behaviour bond

4teecal Collaborator

4teecal

Posted
Posted
well..

it's like this..

Having your license is like having sex on Tap.. Good sex.. Hot sex.

You lose that, and you can have all the blow up dolls, vaso and porn you can buy to replace the real thing, but in the end, after you've left your load in that plastic bitch, and wiping your wang before you turn off that porn, you will think about how much you miss real hot poontang.

So I've been told.

TGOLD-1.jpg

Beelzebub89 Grand Master

Beelzebub89

Posted
Posted

This thread has taught me that skylines and liscences dont mix lol. For those who are serving massive sentences like 12 months + wtf did you do? I was doing 93 in a 60 and then ran a red light while on Good behaviour.

smurfpirate Enthusiast

smurfpirate

Posted
Posted

im about to lose my lic i had it for 2 and losing it for 6. its the most thing ever when you have crap public transport all i can say is dont be a retard there is a time and a place for everything if your a p plater like me and think your cool cause you have all these mods to be faster you will get caught and you will be sorry take the shit off and invest in suspensions and safety upgrades do everythin legally because everytime you drive tht car you will always be watching you back never sure if you will come home wih no lic and a huge fine like me 700 and 8 pionts is not cool when you have to pay it off on casual wage and getting to work on a bus then walking a few k trust me i realised this after i lost it just use common sense guys.

-callum

ChooksR33 Apprentice

ChooksR33

Posted
Posted

Currently in my 2nd year without a licence, got caught driving while disq and i had a little to drink apparently the police and judge dont like that sort of thing and lost my licence till further notice and went to jail for 2 weeks!!!

havent driven since! massive lesson learnt.. can apply for it back- june this year...

ChooksR33 Apprentice

ChooksR33

Posted
Posted

ha ha-its an experience that i never thought id find out about! especially when you are there for 2 weeks backpacking as they say!

could of been worse i guess and wouldnt want to go back, so i have been very good since!

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share
Go to topic listing


  • Similar Content

  • Latest Posts

    • pogman
      Low oil pressure after WOT

      By pogman · Posted

      I much prefer that to an actual oil pressure issue, never would of thought it would of been a volt drop issue but SAU brains win again. Guess ill be turning down the oil pressure limit for the track and hunting some grounds. Ill hopefully update this thread with some high oil pressure and solid ecu voltage logs. 
    • Murray_Calavera
      Question about BoV on RB25DET NEO

      By Murray_Calavera · Posted

      You've just discovered a really good reason to tell yourself, yes, I do need to buy an aftermarket ECU. Put the MAF in the bin. Slap in the new ECU and have a think about what turbo sounds you prefer.  Do you want a 90's style BOV wooosh? Do you want a hektik tsututututu?  Mate, can't go wrong. Just gotta get that ECU and the world is your oyster. 
    • Kapr
      Question about BoV on RB25DET NEO

      By Kapr · Posted

      Hi. Iam just curisou about this topic. I saw this video. It is about Greddy Type FV2. I know that BoVs are about that sound but how and when to use it? I read some topic here and from what i have understand on stock RB with MAF there will be some "problems" if you use this BoV? It vents the air in to the atmosphere and the MAF on stock car needs this air back in to the intake and not out? Or is it wrong? If so...i saw you can put some adaptor to circule air back...but does that not "loose" that sound? I saw another BoV from Turbosmart and it has two "exhaust" like ports? One is for the stock tubing for letting air back and one is for "sound" and let the air in the atmosphere? Can someone please explain? This is the Greddy one:  And this is the Turbosmart.     THANK YOU!! EDIT: So i read about this topic some more and i if i understand that correctly: That Greddy can function either like BoV or 100% Bypass valve? And that Turbosmart is what they called hybrid so you can adjust what and how many air can be vented out or back in? Is this right? THX!
    • Dose Pipe Sutututu
      Low oil pressure after WOT

      By Dose Pipe Sutututu · Posted

      That dirty voltage drop is the culprit I suspect 
    • pogman
      Low oil pressure after WOT

      By pogman · Posted

      i cant get them all in 1 screenshot unfortunately as i just dont know how to move things around tbh, but they are all from the same log and the line crosses at the same point for all of them
×
×
  • Create New...