R35 Jokes

[R34NRG]

taken from another forum

DO NOT Do the Following to your New R35

install a bodykit on your R35 GTR

stop it on train tracks whilst signalling a train

leave a coke can under the brake pedal

forget to press the N button while pushing the car?

[W0rp3D]

dont tell me these came out of the user manual?

[Basti]

lol looks like it. i can find an explanation to all but the first one. bodykits lol

[Beer Baron]

yeah they are out of the user manual. There is an even funny one in there of a guy that looks like he is about to jump off a bridge after getting a flat. I'll try and scan it up later.

[sewid]

There's another one where the manual shows a guy getting a flat tire in one frame and then it looks like he's throwing himself off a bridge in the next. Presumably since the tires cost so much to replace.

Beer Barons joke not mine...

[sewid]

haha oh there he is

[Beer Baron]

snap!

[Owgasm]

nissan

They actually put the coke one and bodykit

Edited April 11, 2008 by Owgasm

[lingeringsoul]

HAHAHAA pretty funny stuff

[HotPlates]

The 'N button' would be neutral.

[sh@un]

[Trust33]

The 'N button' would be neutral.

"A" is for apple..

[PM-R33]

OMG that is hilarious!!!

[-33-]

anyone know what the japanese writing on the bodykit picture says??

[VB-]

at a guess i'd imagine it would be something about modifying the car, and it voiding warranty or some such thing

[W0rp3D]

at a guess i'd imagine it would be something about modifying the car, and it voiding warranty or some such thing

What it should read is "this gtr does 11's out of the box and beats a porsche around the nurburgring DONT f**k IT WITH THIS SHIT"

[Bunta]

from the manual it would seem GTRs have a habit of stopping on train tracks....rather worrying

[dr1ft.jp]

anyone know what the japanese writing on the bodykit picture says??

不正改造 - illegal modifications

違法改造 - unauthorized modification

I don't really understand the difference between the two, but this pictures tells you what happens when you make 不正改造 to your car!

[Kaido_RR]

不正改造 - illegal modifications

違法改造 - unauthorized modification

I don't really understand the difference between the two, but this pictures tells you what happens when you make 不正改造 to your car!

ROFL!

[Richieb]

Means, in my guess....

...Can cost you money, and possibly leave you depressed, .....and unable to pay the Electricity bills..!! is my guess, very much in-line with normal GTR mods..!!!

So tell us something we dont know!!!