Sauwa Gokart Endurance Race

[R DIRTY 3]

HAHAHA

Cant wait to see the stickers LOL

[WA_R32]

haha this thread is awesome cant wait for the event

[GODTHRILA]

HAHAHA

Cant wait to see the stickers LOL

PSYCH OUT... I don't really have stickers....

or do I???

DOUBLE PSYCH OUT... lol got ya

*coughs & and changes to a more serious voice*

I really do have stickers

[R DIRTY 3]

Scott, Mike and i dont see you as a threat to Team Ram Rod. Last time we raced we beat you by around 23 Laps or something similar if i recall correctly.

*Insert lame excuse for poor performance at last race here*

:D

PWNED!

[R DIRTY 3]

haha this thread is awesome cant wait for the event

We will not accept *dust in my eye* as a reason for tears streaming down your face!

Now that i cant wait for!

Mike, you had better be at the gym right now attempting to minimising those love handles!

[Ashy Larry]

Scotty,

How far back did you finish?

I believe we were back at home whilst you clowns were still circulating

[R DIRTY 3]

Scotty,

How far back did you finish?

I believe we were back at home whilst you clowns were still circulating

By the time they caught up to us, i was at home with a hangover from our celebratory drinks

[WA_R32]

We will not accept *dust in my eye* as a reason for tears streaming down your face!

Now that i cant wait for!

Mike, you had better be at the gym right now attempting to minimising those love handles!

no mike dont do it we need those love handles

[GODTHRILA]

Scott, Mike and i dont see you as a threat to Team Ram Rod. Last time we raced we beat you by around 23 Laps or something similar if i recall correctly.

*Insert lame excuse for poor performance at last race here*

:D :D

PWNED!

ppfffttt... lame excuse... having a kart blow a clutch aint lame. I suspect ramrod was tampering with our kart pre-race. Everyone watch out for those two, they play dirty... almost as dirty as their women... yeah that's right... we didnt "waste" that 23 laps... we were burnin' rubber.

let the mother/wife/girl friend trash begin!!!

[R DIRTY 3]

ppfffttt... lame excuse... having a kart blow a clutch aint lame. I suspect ramrod was tampering with our kart pre-race. Everyone watch out for those two, they play dirty... almost as dirty as their women... yeah that's right... we didnt "waste" that 23 laps... we were burnin' rubber.

let the mother/wife/girl friend trash begin!!!

See everyone....lame excuse LOL

[Ashy Larry]

No rubber layed here Bhoooy!

All El Natural....... Ask Donna!

P.S

Need to speak to you in regards to Man Cub Looking like you!

[R DIRTY 3]

having a kart blow a clutch aint lame. I suspect ramrod was tampering with our kart pre-race.

Hey mike check this out. He is blaming us for his Kart failure which was quite obviously caused by driving sprint style, not endurance style. Clearly they dont understand the concept of mechanical sympathy

[Ashy Larry]

Clearly Do Not Deserve to be in the same company as us let alone the same racetrack,

Who is this Hack Kidding!

[R DIRTY 3]

I agree Mike, but he paid his money.

We will let him drive around the track as long as he stays out of the way of those who are actually being competitive

[IMPORTD]

Great trash talk. One of the funniest threads i've read in a while.

Might come and watch all the motor mouths

Edited August 9, 2008 by StageaGirl

[GODTHRILA]

Great trash talk. One of the funniest threads i've read in a while.

Might come and watch all the motor mouths

Bard... the only thing lame was our karts clutch, and team ramrods ability... tough to judge which was the worst. I would say team ramrod cos once we had the clutch replaced at least the kart started to perform again... the same can't be said for you guys.

Mikey... was going to suggest we have "that talk" sometime soon... the man cub was looking to handsome to be yours and the fact that he is rolling now is a clear indication that he has an advanced cerebal cortex... much like this aussie!!!

Might join you Kylie. I think Mark & I will retire after half an hour as we will have surely built enough lead by then to retire and still win the race.

But seriously people... we should stop lol'n and saying this thread is funny... we should be encouraging special needs people like Bard and Mikey... Just think that it is an acomplishment that they can drive (if you can call it that) and even organise this event. I say "Gold stars for Bard and Mikey... I'll shout you guys a slice of fairy bread after the race and if your good... only if your good, you can both take your crayons to do some coloring while your not driving"

[R DIRTY 3]

Great trash talk. One of the funniest threads i've read in a while.

Might come and watch all the motor mouths

Wut? This is a very serious thread to go along with our very serious event

Everyone is welcome to come along and watch. I believe there will be a bit of a BBQ afterwards to with proceeds going to Mike and I?

If you do come and spectate, please give Scott some expert driving tips as you are more than likely a better driver than him anyway

[Slowpoke]

Wut? This is a very serious thread to go along with our very serious event

Everyone is welcome to come along and watch. I believe there will be a bit of a BBQ afterwards to with proceeds going to Mike and I?

If you do come and spectate, please give Scott some expert driving tips as you are more than likely a better driver than him anyway

I NEED TIPS!! *raises hand*

Only been on a gokart twice

[GODTHRILA]

I NEED TIPS!! *raises hand*

Only been on a gokart twice

Best tip is to ensure that no matter what it takes... pass Bard and Mike as fast as you can. If you get stuck behind them due to their slow driving and poor choice of driving line, they will hold you up lap after lap.

2nd best tip is to ensure that no matter what it takes... stay out of Green Wang Pump Racing's way... rubbing is racing and you need to ask yourself... do you want to be rubbed by a green wang pump?

[adoraa]

... do you want to be rubbed by a green wang pump?

Do you have to ask?

Wow this is going to be fun to watch... would be even funnier if ALL of you menz that think you are going to win lose miserably... mega lol time right there...