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You're obviously new to this country.

Must be lol

Think I might head back to qld, Too much man love around here for an old homophobic like me. :blush:

But I thought the reason you left QLD was to escape the man love. Are you taking the stance of "if you can't beat, them join them" attitude? That doesn't sound very homophobic to me. I think its time you open the closet door Noel :D

Jokes aside, different people are... well... different. Some people like to go fast, some people find going fast a frightening experience and avoid it at all times. Some people are attracted to the morbidly obese and for the life of me I can't figure that one out. You just have to learn not the get upset about it when people have different opinions than yourself.

I cant afford lattes

Then stand back on that corner with your leg out and get the money :ph34r:

Oh dear what is the world coming to.. I think you're the one that's soft if this is what ginds your gears.. My friend you will not live too long if this is what you stress about.. there are more pressing matters in the world... I take it you don't have a mortgage or kids...

Anna you tossa, I have already probably lived more than twice your tender years. LOL.

I aint stressin, If you bugga's cant recognise flippancy when you read it then you truly are in worse shape than the canetoads. :)

Noel was working on his nugget back when YODA was in kindy.

Old and Angry you are, take it easy you should, haemorrhoids you might get.. hrrmmm!

Haemmorhoids ya say, Hmmmm. (strokes beard) Last time i had them i went to the doc and he gave me these suppository thingos And said "you know what to do with them, If theres no improvement come back and see me in 2 weeks. 2 weeks goes by and in I strolls, Well old man" says the doc "how did it go"

Farkin lousy i told him, For all the good those suppostorys did i may as well have shoved them up me arse.

Haemmorhoids ya say, Hmmmm. (strokes beard) Last time i had them i went to the doc and he gave me these suppository thingos And said "you know what to do with them, If theres no improvement come back and see me in 2 weeks. 2 weeks goes by and in I strolls, Well old man" says the doc "how did it go"

Farkin lousy i told him, For all the good those suppostorys did i may as well have shoved them up me arse.

lol... they tasted pretty good though yeah?

Haemmorhoids ya say, Hmmmm. (strokes beard) Last time i had them i went to the doc and he gave me these suppository thingos And said "you know what to do with them, If theres no improvement come back and see me in 2 weeks. 2 weeks goes by and in I strolls, Well old man" says the doc "how did it go"

Farkin lousy i told him, For all the good those suppostorys did i may as well have shoved them up me arse.

Thats from a movie hey.

:cool: Jase I'm going to tell your fiance you are inlove with another girl!!! :)

i'd like to see you try get noel in a skirt.. cant see much chance of that happening

Oh dear what is the world coming to.. I think you're the one that's soft if this is what ginds your gears.. My friend you will not live too long if this is what you stress about.. there are more pressing matters in the world... I take it you don't have a mortgage or kids...

i dont think you relise your talking to someone that was born before jesus..

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