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I swear the StagenWagen has it's own gravitational field for stupid motorists and suicidal wildlife! :banana:

Tonight's adventure started with much hated toward Holden drivers - one decided to wander into my lane and nearly take off my front end and then further down the road cut me off. I made it safely into town for a session at the pub for a mates 21st birthday then we went onto one of the local night clubs for some loud music and more sillyness (I didn't drink), we finished up there and I drove said mate and his girlfriend home.

Within 2mins of my mates house I skittled a possum, The front bar wasn't damaged at all however there was a nice 'snot stain' from whatever bodily fluids the possum wiped on the lip of the front bar. We got out and inspected the mess then proceeded on to the drop off point. I stopped in at a servo on the way home to wash the mess off the bar and grab an ice coffee. I jump back in and continue home, Within yet another 2mins of arrive home I skittled a Rabbit - same thing: no damage to the bar however this time there was a nice red stain left all up the air dam. Got home and hosed that one off.

:) Just one of those days.

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you might find your car has a star trek style "cloaking device" like our Z does. It causes the car to become invisible to other motorists so they just change lanes into it, pull out in front of it, able along in the right lane ahead of it etc etc. All because your car is unfortunately invisible. It even causes people to reverse into you in car parks and open their doors into your car.

We are yet to find the off button in the z, so it hashad more hits than elvis. the highlight was when the uninsured l plater indicate left, pulled left and then turned right once we got beside him, but it has also by hit by a truck along the side, taxi down the other side, front bar knocked off in a car park. I am forgetting at least 2 more decent ones because I know it is up to its 3rd drivers side door skin.

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