Rant: Safm's Amber Petty Shits Me!

[RubyRS4]

For the last week or so now, they've been featuring pregnancy type topics on SAFM because Cosi's missus is about to give birth in 9 days or so! What peeves me off is that Amber has suddenly become some expert in child birth. Yet, she's never even been preggers!

Actually, its not just Amber but alot of women that peeve me by playing the "child birth is the most painful" card, yet they've never had kids and/or never intend to! You can't play that card you stupid women unless you've endured that pain. I believe that most women (non-mothers) play up on the child birth pain just to sway agruments and get sympathy.

I broke my shoulder in February this year and I put up with alot of pain for 3 solid weeks. I only got sleep when I was knocked out by the drugs. I was in pain for 3 weeks, not mere hours, and I'm sure my pain at that level would rate higher than child birth. Yet, a few days ago some 'child birth expert' argued with me that my injuries would not have compared to child birth.

"Really? Ever broken your shoulder?"

"No."

"Ever given birth yourself"

"No ... but ..."

"Then STFU until you've done both!"

Now, I don't compare my shoulder injury to child birth (I know thats a foolish exercise), but these 'child birth experts' with no experience feel the need to compare child birth to my injury. And just listening to Amber "child birth expert" Petty stick it to Cosi over this issue, when she has no idea or qualification at all, just shows how truly blonde she is!

My stupid (ex)wife deprive me of fatherhood, because she didn't want to put up with "the pain" and that it scared her. That is the most piss weak excuse I've ever heard. Yes, I did f**k her off after that. That pretty much killed the marriage. (Don't judge me on this, there is more to the story ... details I will not share here). Its funny how she played that card as an excuse. Females (especially those who have never had kids and/or never intend to) will play on the "child birth" argument to get their way, or support an argument she want to win ... and no girl wants to be wrong do they?

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Sorry if this gets to any of the mothers out there (all you girls who haven't had kids, dont' bother). I'm an uncle to 10 nieces and nephews and I've been present at more than half of their births. I've seen the differing levels of pain each of my sisters/in-laws went thru and child birth is still a wonderful thing. There was nothing 'wonderful' about breaking my shoulder. I have nothing but respect for mothers ... especially my own. But please don't play that piss weak card "but child birth is the most painful". Its been used too often and by 'unqualified' people.

I guess Ambers comments on radio have opened some old wounds (in more ways than one). She is naive and has no grounds for argument at all. I use to think she was hot ... but now she just annoys me. I don't expect everyone to agree with me. I have my reasons and my own story/experience on this topic, which you guys will never understand. Some of you guys (Ben and Nene) know a little about that and would prob understand me and where I'm coming from. ... ah, feeling a bit better now

[Damo_R34]

Well i agree there lonely stag. Its like saying that 400rwkw is too much power, but you have never been in anything over 250.

I think radio presenters feel the need to make shit up to keep their job, they have to sit there for hours and talk shizz the whole time. I think Amber is one of those people who take something and run with it, now shes in so deep in the argument that she can't back pedal.

Im sure childbirth is painful, but at least you get something good out of it. Breaking your shoulder, sweet fa out of that, besides a few weeks off work and some sympathy sex from the mrs once your healed.

Anyway, that's what a fkn epidural is for, i mean i can't talk coz i have never given birth and i don't plan to, but if you have the choice to numb the pain, and if i was in the labor boat myself, 10/10 times id say drug me up. Natural childbirth FTL, you end up witht he same thing at the end of the day, no matter how it comes out.

[heslo]

You've never given birth and you don't plan to!?!? Sorry just found that funny!

Totally agree with you both but there's one underlying thing here... radio presenters are paid to talk shit, as far as I'm concerned, Cosi is just as bad as Amber but atleast they are better than the tool they replaced... Lehmo. I remember when I first started uni and they had him there doing stand up for O-week, he got continuously heckled and it was quite possibly the funniest thing I'd seen as he had no come-backs.

[rhys5169]

:laughing-smiley-014: :laughing-smiley-014: :laughing-smiley-014: :laughing-smiley-014: gold rant

[OzCarImports]

That radio station is like Days of Our Lifes!

Problem with these "C" grade celebraties is that they think ther life is so much important than anyone elses.

Hence whats the big deal with child birth, there are people doing it everyday all over Adelaide, yeah and most of the population understand it does hurt, so why the hell keep going on about it.

Why dont they get back to talking about real shit, like how gay they all really are!

Broken shoulders are no fun either broke mine twice but loved the drugs!

[Swiper the Fox]

My wife gave birth 9 months ago and was doing fine until she lost her way during delivery...It was only then that she felt in "real" pain. As soon as i had her refocused and breathing properly again she was fine. A lot of women "lose focus" during delivery and this is the main cause of pain and discomfort. Delivering a child is a mental effort more than a physical one (my wife will back me up on this one) and if your not the sort of women who can control your emotions and mental focus then you will find delivery a painful experience.

my 2c

[Luciano]

LOL... i dont like many of the popular radio stations full stop, part of that reason being having to listen to shit talking know it all idiots like Amber.

Unfortunately, I have to listen to Nova in the mornings (the Fitzy Jules and Lisa show), because the missus likes to get up at the bloody crack of dawn and controls the alarm clock. But those three are bloody hilarious... i actually wake up laughing... they shit stir anyone and everyone.

[Dohmar]

Problem with these "C" grade celebraties is that they think ther life is so much important than anyone elses.

Yeah... isn't she only on the radio cause she was one of Princess Mary's bridesmaids? Its like Nicole Cornes and Amanda Blair... totally opinionated without having half a brain to look at the other side.

As for childbirth, I've known some girls who've given birth and said it was nowhere near as bad as they were told. And no woman out there knows what its like to get kicked in the balls or come off a bike and rip ya scrote open.... happened to a mate of mine and I can guarantee he was screaming a lot louder than a woman in labor...

-D

[Damo_R34]

Scrote-related injuries are definately up there in the pain rating list.

[mid life crisis]

get ya hemroids cut out and see if thats not the worst pain ya ever been thru lol you try shitting thru a stiched up arsehole :-(

[Damo_R34]

Lol this thread has definitely started going downhill

[RubyRS4]

Lol this thread has definitely started going downhill

It was on its way downhill from my very first post

I'm waiting for the ladies to log on and have their say

[Boof]

I'll let ya know what the wife thinks about child birth in about 7 1/2 months!! Thing is she's looking forward to it, doesn't want an epidural or anything, wants to do it as natural as she can (its our first)

LOL... i dont like many of the popular radio stations full stop, part of that reason being having to listen to shit talking know it all idiots like Amber.

Unfortunately, I have to listen to Nova in the mornings (the Fitzy Jules and Lisa show), because the missus likes to get up at the bloody crack of dawn and controls the alarm clock. But those three are bloody hilarious... i actually wake up laughing... they shit stir anyone and everyone.

+ 1 for that!! I never used to listen to much radio at all, since i've been on dayshift i've started listenin to nova in the morning and yer, the take the piss outta anyone!! SAFM has shitted me since the dawn of time, always has always will

[Damo_R34]

It was on its way downhill from my very first post

I'm waiting for the ladies to log on and have their say

I think that talk of cutting haemorrhoids out and scrote-related injuries may scare the female population away

[Dohmar]

I'll let ya know what the wife thinks about child birth in about 7 1/2 months!! Thing is she's looking forward to it, doesn't want an epidural or anything, wants to do it as natural as she can (its our first)

+ 1 for that!! I never used to listen to much radio at all, since i've been on dayshift i've started listenin to nova in the morning and yer, the take the piss outta anyone!! SAFM has shitted me since the dawn of time, always has always will

Hrm I used to listen to JJJ back when I was in highschool. after that, the music on all the stations got worse as did the presenters. That fitzy guy is a joke. Why is he even famous? Big Brother.... guys as phony as they get, has to put on some boofy blokey larrikin type voice to make him seem more ocker... makes me wanna punch the guy in the face half the time... I don't listen to the radio, but everytime I see that mongoloid on TV..... theres only so many things I can throw at the TV....

-D

[kralster]

*sits and waits for Tangles to arrive*

[craig R33]

NOVA 919 FTW!

[FATAZZ]

2GB here thanks FM = FTL

my mates sister has got child birth down to 30mins....Nothing like practice!

[shy_s6]

I'll let ya know what the wife thinks about child birth in about 7 1/2 months!! Thing is she's looking forward to it, doesn't want an epidural or anything, wants to do it as natural as she can (its our first)

+ 1 for that!! I never used to listen to much radio at all, since i've been on dayshift i've started listenin to nova in the morning and yer, the take the piss outta anyone!! SAFM has shitted me since the dawn of time, always has always will

massive grats buddy!!

[Dohmar]

I think that talk of cutting haemorrhoids out and scrote-related injuries may scare the female population away

They might dig it actually Give them an excuse to put the white nurses outfit and do some bandaging...

Like these guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3icDB3kRKPg

Heh

-D