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You boys realise that you are all evil right? ;)

yes

How anyone on here can get a girlfrind is beyond me!

I'm single... Go figure?

dont be ugly

I've got an NA :mad: May as well turn gay now!

kgo

Promise them the world then give them an atlas...............

oh yeah!

high5 sir

Awwww :(

see mel says no softly

The getting is the easy part, keeping them is a challenge...A mutual challenge no doubt.

a wise woman once told me i cant use the phrase "treat em mean, keeps em keen" - cos its more like "treat em mean, they f**k your nice friend"

OMFG! So true.... I actually I'm doing that at the moment...guy was a jerk (omfg you know who) so now I'm all chatty and flirty with his friend....who's nice :(

Lesson for you boys...you'll always have a mate who's better!!!! lol

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OMFG! So true.... I actually I'm doing that at the moment...guy was a jerk (omfg you know who) so now I'm all chatty and flirty with his friend....who's nice :(

Lesson for you boys...you'll always have a mate who's better!!!! lol

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*high 5*

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Question... Has anyone noticed that when a guy bashes a chick, or cheats on her, she always goes back to him. But for some reason when a guy is nice and sweet....we get bored?!?!!?

Tough love anyone?!

Question... Has anyone noticed that when a guy bashes a chick, or cheats on her, she always goes back to him. But for some reason when a guy is nice and sweet....we get bored?!?!!?

Tough love anyone?!

Its the big cock and fast car...

:(

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she

thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear '...because I can.'

bahaha this would be too funny. she would scratch your god damn eyes out

a wise woman once told me i cant use the phrase "treat em mean, keeps em keen" - cos its more like "treat em mean, they f**k your nice friend"

LOL, a mate of mine is in that scenario at the moment as the "nice friend" hahaha.

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