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lol @ the guys freaking out!! Hahahaah

Guys....girls don't really think this way, in fact it's just funny!! ANd the one's that do are just skitzo

:banana:

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Mel...this one is for you :banana:

1. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

2. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

3. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

4. If we put a man on the moon - we should be able to put them all up there.

5. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something: suggest he's too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him chequebooks.

14. Remember: a sense of humour does not mean you tell him jokes; it means you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Also, just a thought for all the women out there...

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

And when we have real trouble, it's HISterectomy

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Adams rib...Snake, temptation...expelled from eternal paradise. Nice work.

thats all :banana:

*bows out with both testies intact....

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lol u ran into my fist. it happens

btw when ur my date for the party ur name is walter

long story

Do you think you could call me Walterini?

Oh yeah... i really gotta learn to stop running my face into your foot too... sorry next time i'll try harder to please you..

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^^ is it me? did I win something?

Haha not only kicked out of the tent but now you must sleep on a pile of rocks..wtf!

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