IMPORTD Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 (edited) MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE 'Hello, is this the police?' 'Yes it is. How can we help you?' 'I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding Cocaine inside his firewood!' 'Thank you very much for the call.' The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers. They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Wazza and leave. The phone rings at Wazza's house. 'Hey, Wazz, Did the cops come?' 'Yeah!' 'Did they chop up your firewood?' 'Yep.' 'Happy Birthday, maaaaaaaaaate Edited August 1, 2008 by StageaGirl Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
NISZILA Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 lol Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/#findComment-4051471 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NA_Goodness Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Lets try this... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/#findComment-4051637 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinky Rooster Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 but, what happened to the cocaine? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/#findComment-4051657 Share on other sites More sharing options...
s2k12 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 LOL, love it! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/#findComment-4051671 Share on other sites More sharing options...
infamous_t Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/#findComment-4053361 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeLSki Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 I don't get it Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/#findComment-4056026 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiper the Fox Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 I don't get it you are either one of two things...blond or kidding Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/#findComment-4056037 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeLSki Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 you are either one of two things...blond or kidding blonde .... and not kidding Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/#findComment-4056130 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dani Boi Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 lol! How can you not get that Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/#findComment-4056402 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NA_Goodness Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Blonds Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/#findComment-4056484 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossie_21 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Blondes. The irony of this thread is ace. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/#findComment-4056513 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeLSki Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Yeah great guys thanks keep saying 'blonde' but don't actually explain it....can someone please explain the stupid joke to me Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/#findComment-4057193 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FATAZZ Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 LoL Wazza got his fire wood chopped/split for free by the cops who were under the impresion their was cocaine hidden inside each log. Thanks to Wazza's neighbour who reported to the cops that Wazza has cocaine hidden in his fire wood knowing Wazza didn't but knew the cops would go around looking for it. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/#findComment-4057771 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeLSki Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 LoL Wazza got his fire wood chopped/split for free by the cops who were under the impresion their was cocaine hidden inside each log. Thanks to Wazza's neighbour who reported to the cops that Wazza has cocaine hidden in his fire wood knowing Wazza didn't but knew the cops would go around looking for it. SO it's like the joke about the son who helps his elderly father out every month with turning the soil for his garden, then the son goes to jail and writes a letter to his dad saying "Dad, do not let the cops know the bodies are buried out the back", the cops go and tear up all the soil and find nothing. The next day the father recieves a letter from his son sayign "Always thinking of you Dad, love your son" etc? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/#findComment-4058429 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NA_Goodness Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Bahaha!! Yep, pretty much Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/#findComment-4058469 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sklyn Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 yeah, just like that!! lol.. Wish it would really work, but somehow I don't think our officers are that silly!!! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/#findComment-4058509 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FATAZZ Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 yeah, just like that!! lol..Wish it would really work, but somehow I don't think our officers are that silly!!! LoL Can i hold you to that statement? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/#findComment-4060784 Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMPORTD Posted August 7, 2008 Author Share Posted August 7, 2008 SO it's like the joke about the son who helps his elderly father out every month with turning the soil for his garden, then the son goes to jail and writes a letter to his dad saying "Dad, do not let the cops know the bodies are buried out the back", the cops go and tear up all the soil and find nothing. The next day the father recieves a letter from his son sayign "Always thinking of you Dad, love your son"etc? did you purposely bait someone to tell you the meaning just so you could say another joke in your reply? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/#findComment-4064573 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeLSki Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 did you purposely bait someone to tell you the meaning just so you could say another joke in your reply? yes.....i purposely played dumb so i coudl tel lanother joek that was exactly the same as your joke.....riiiight no i didn't understand why he said happy birthday duh Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/230564-proud-to-be-an-aussie/#findComment-4065737 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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