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well today i was on the forklift, unloading a truck...full of aluminium 12 foot long by 3 foot high, stacked 4 high.. TOTAL COST AROUND 15K so i unloaded the whole lot ( 5 stacks ) nearby, sooooo when i went to go an move the lot into the warehouse i pushed over 3 STACKS ..... i picked that sh*t up real quick!!! before anyone could see :ninja: .. phew

soooo please leave your damage cost for everyone to see

DAMAGE COST: 7K an still have a job $ ching ching $

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try harder! im an apprentice mech at ford product development. when we finish with test cars they go to be scrapped and nothing can be left in workin order. so we drain all fluids, start the engine, and hand feed bolts and nuts directly into the manifold as we rev the tits out of it. we dont stop till it stops running. im not talkin falcons and shit im talkin next models xr's and fpv's prototypes that are worth $250,000 plus.

i couldn't count how many cars ive scrapped.

not bad job to get paid for. :ninja:

previous job at a foundry, a whole lot of brass was made with 2 much of a certain element which made the brass unuseable to be melted and cast ..24tons scrapped .. 1 tonne of this particular grade = 12k ... scrape value per tonne is around 3k ... and still got a bonus at the end of the year

  DS-ZILR said:
try harder! im an apprentice mech at ford product development. when we finish with test cars they go to be scrapped and nothing can be left in workin order. so we drain all fluids, start the engine, and hand feed bolts and nuts directly into the manifold as we rev the tits out of it. we dont stop till it stops running. im not talkin falcons and shit im talkin next models xr's and fpv's prototypes that are worth $250,000 plus.

i couldn't count how many cars ive scrapped.

not bad job to get paid for. :D

:D

Awesome!!!

mmmmm let me see

We had a builder in our building drop a cinder block down a riser shaft from the 17th floor. This hit a main water pipe in the building and flooded floors, 1, 2, 3,

Floor 1 1.2 mill damage

Floor 2 1 mill and a datcentre off the Air (Cost a major business 65 Million in one day)

Floor 3 200k

total cost for a builder F**up

$69.4 million dollars

Didn't really cost anything, but when I worked at a butchers, used to wipe down all the shit with this hardcore bleach and some other shit... when i first started ididnt know and couldnt find anywhere to wipe in to, so there was this tub of meat on the floor - i thought it was gonna be thrown out, but it was ready to get minced up the next morning so i just put it all in there... lol

When I used to work as a Harvey Norman technician used to f**k things up from time to time. Mainly because we had to test things.

'Customer brings back RAM saying its fkd'

- Test RAM in my work PC

- PC fry's'

- Create dodgy invoice to make it look like the store purchased that PC 6 months ago

- RA'd PC and got a new one =)

working in finance means stuffing up just can't happen for me.. frequently blamed for other ppl's mistakes tho, which is even more annoying when you never make any...

but I do have a list of work related peeps who really need something stuffed up their....

I think Kevin Rudd is a clear winner here... $13M on his grocery price website which is of zero use lol

http://www.theherald.com.au/news/local/new...er/1238609.aspx

  Do-Luck said:
Nearly ruptured a natural gas pipe in a boiler room :D

AP, I've got my forky's license, but I am sooo paranoid about unloading stuff :D

hahahah damn thats hardcore you could have died

yea i know tell me about it... ive seen people unload stuff an watched it smash on the ground, its cool to watch when its not you who done it

  DS-ZILR said:
try harder! im an apprentice mech at ford product development. when we finish with test cars they go to be scrapped and nothing can be left in workin order. so we drain all fluids, start the engine, and hand feed bolts and nuts directly into the manifold as we rev the tits out of it. we dont stop till it stops running. im not talkin falcons and shit im talkin next models xr's and fpv's prototypes that are worth $250,000 plus.

i couldn't count how many cars ive scrapped.

not bad job to get paid for. :D

Its not stuffing up if its what they tell you to do...

wow mine looks crappy compared to some of the stuff ups here

when i was working as a mechanic i drove a customers car into the hoist, put a nice hole in the front left guard... off to the panel beater that went : /

We had a new ordering system at work...instead of ordering a packet of Chux wipes with 100 in it...100 boxes turned up...3/4 of a semi trailer load. Same thing happened in Sydney with a packet of screws...500 boxes of screws...instead of a box of 500 screws.

Ive also written off a couple of cars...1 x Nissan Navara ute and 1 x brand new Commodore wagon.

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