Sick Of People Claiming Ghost Rwkw!

[allblitz]

Did I mention that my car gets an extra 20awkw when I pull the handbrake?

[~R33AzzA~]

I always come across people claiming massive numbers from relatively stock cars, just make me laugh.

[D_I_F]

It's the simple case of my penis is bigger than yours syndrome

[Snowman]

Get involved in motorsports and then you'll get the opposite.

"shit mate that car is fast - how much power are you making?"

"it's pretty stock actually. I dunno 200kw's or something"

"but doesn't it have a HKS 2.8L with twin 2860-5's"

"ah yep. But its pretty standard otherwise"

"other than the hollinger, dry sump, RS shocks, cf panels, bigger brakes etc"

"yep other than them pretty standard as I said"

[RBJ3T]

hahahahaha!!!! Would be much nicer than hearing my poolude pull 12.8 on 215s.

[ZENNON]

ive got 1,000hp - muhahaha

edit:

lol snowy - very true

when i first got car i went to dyno day and it made 139kw so i always use that figure

[DRD-00F]

I do believe Snowy has a Hollinger yes

his car is deffinately a weapon... even if it is 'stock'

[Swiper the Fox]

ive got 1,000hp - muhahaha

edit:

lol snowy - very true

when i first got car i went to dyno day and it made 139kw so i always use that figure

i always use 14.0 @ 98 MPH

[R33GOD]

reminds me of this bloke i met once. i was then making 260rwk in my gtst and one bloke from the area is like my mate raced you and you just lost man. lol.

i asked him how much power his friend has and hes like " its got a exhaust and boost making 200 at the wheels". I laughed so hard.

i responded it must be a absolute freak to keep up... then i showed him the dyno sheet. The look on this guys face was so priceless.

i wanted to punch him in the face but i found it too funny

[AGE]

Meh.... it's easy, just learn how to Photoshop. Then you can make any dyno print out real

[R33GOD]

lol

[llama_au]

I can think of worse, someone trying to convince you your car is something it isn't.

The R34:

"OMG, that's a GT-R."

Me: "No, it's a four GT-T."

"I know my Skylines."

Me: "I can promise you it's not."

"It has a GT-R engine though."

Me: "No it doesn't."

and so on and so forth.

N15:

"Is that one of those AWD Pulsars."

Me: "No, it's front wheel drive."

or

"Is it turbo?"

Me: "Do you think the front mount is there for looks?"

Eventually I just give in and let them believe whatever makes them happy.

[Howie]

I always get the "I've got three zillion rwkw" by the new monkey that works at my local outlaw speed shop. lol

[htial]

when i first got car i went to dyno day and it made 139kw so i always use that figure

I'm with you on this one... ...Went to a Dyno Day at RE Customs and got almost 150kws... ...So I tell people that... ...It's got what it's got...

However... ...If you're a tool in a Comedydor and you ask me at the lights I might just say it's a little shy of 250kws... ...And then let you tear up those sweet looking steel stockies as you try to prove you've got more ba-- *ahem* power...

[Mayuri Krab]

Who need dyno, when your car has over 9000kw!!!

[R31Nismoid]

who cares anyway?

i think we have the most pointless thread of the year... late in the year too!

[Downforce]

Oh snap. I was going to post that Ash

I mean I wanted to just get right into it but I thought f*ck it. What the point….

Exactly.

Who cares what power other people claim to have... good for them. If it's not true then they're only fooling themself

[Snowman]

Now thats a class act all the way! do you actually have a hollinger?

No I don't have a hollinger. My car is stock(ish). Its all factory parts anyways.

[Player_Hater]

my car makes 0rwkw ... again

[ZENNON]

"Is it turbo?"

Me: "Do you think the front mount is there for looks?"

stranger things have happened..

reminds me of the "HOWTO make a boost gauge for your N/A" thread

*sigh*