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FATAZZ Grand Master

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Remember those little swimmie things you used to put on your arms when you were a kid? Those little yellow inflatable things. Well anyway, I had just read on the internet that if you heat them up a bit and lube em up and stick them between your mattress and box spring and **** them, its similar to a vagina. So i go to the store and get all this stuff for this thing and set it up and start ****ing my mattress with the swimmie is it. I was really going at it when I hear my mom behind me say "what the ****... are you... a ****ing mattress? really? what the ****!!??" That was pretty embarrassing. Also, that was last friday.

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