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Short story, big spider actually huge spider in/on car, car needed to get to mechanic tomorrow evening...and well I'm not getting into it in fact I'm not opening my garage door...so hoping someone not scared of them can help with its transportation to mechanic tomorrow...I could bomb it to my hearts content(but its too soon for def death before booking with mechanic), I am that scared of them I dont know if ill ever drive the thing again..not for the faint hearted as its bloody massive and could be anywhere by now.

Im in narre area and can follow with another car...any help would be greatly appreciated...

Thanks in advance,

Dani

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Where is your mechanic & what time does it need to be there?

I am in Pakenham & have the day off tomorrow... Gotta do some Xmas shopping, so I will be in/near Narre

Edited by iamhe77

I'm aracnaphobic and have had it happen to me several times. They seem to love my windscreen and then make their way inside the car through the front guard/door jam area, emerging right where I'm sitting :-)

Its that big I need a shot gun.

And like i said I could bomb it, but I honestly will not be comfortable driving it, and that means i have to get close to it..Im pathetic cant even look at spiders if I do, i have them all over me...those with the same fear understand...its horrible. I honestly have zero intentions of even going into the garage.

Iamhe77 I dont finish work till around 6pm its not due at mechanic until 7-7-30, mech is in oakleigh area.

ah-ha I have located someone not scared by the hairy pricks, ...much thanks to everyone...god help the poor bastards working on her when this baby decides to make an appearance...its as big as my hand....nightmares for a week I recon...

Cheers

too bad if it comes out whilst they are driving it...even those not normally worried I think will have issues with this one...esp if it landed and took up your whole lap area....ewwww farking things...I hate them..

couldnt be that big could it? I had a big hairy one that was about 7cm in diamiter spread out living in my car for 4 months. would crawl out of my engine bay and cross over my windscreen when im driving. Lucky for me I've got abit of a delayed reaction so I would notice it before it would register that is a big ass spider. My mate hated it and wouldn't get in my car which was all good cause he would drive instead..ha

You've nothing to be afraid of.

Random fact to allay fear..

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime while asleep.

Some sources say up to 3 per year.

How many humans do spiders eat?

Did I help?

Edited by madbung

lol burn the garage...hahahaha thats a last resort, I did get a quote from a bugman $250...wtf, id rather burn the garage..haha

No seriously im saying massive...not so much its legs, but it had this huge ass body, granted I didnt hang around long enough to see it spread out...not the normal huntsman style, and no way was i investigating futher..I so should have taken a pic but i was shaking too bad to even call my boss to pick me up for work let alone take a picture!!! AS it was i had to crawl over the exterior of my car just to get out of my damn garage, quite obviously the spider had marked its territory on that side of my vehicle and the garage.

If im asleep and munching away on them...sweet if i happen to wake up mid way....I think id have a heart attack, and this thing was that big I'm sure it would amount to about 7 ppls quota.

Its that big I need a shot gun.

And like i said I could bomb it, but I honestly will not be comfortable driving it, and that means i have to get close to it..Im pathetic cant even look at spiders if I do, i have them all over me...those with the same fear understand...its horrible. I honestly have zero intentions of even going into the garage.

Iamhe77 I dont finish work till around 6pm its not due at mechanic until 7-7-30, mech is in oakleigh area.

You found someone to do it? No worries.

Just thought I would offer (I used to suffer from arachnophobia myself).

Best of luck!

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