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ummm what about when you get it back? what if its still hiding some where and while your driving it just pops on your lap???

or even better while driving you feel something on the back of your neck and its slowley making its way around to your arm

or even better what if its laid eggs?

hahahaha sorry man lol

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i had a hairy spider living in my car for a while..everytime i saw it n tried to kill it it would hide somewhere where I cant get to it..

one day crawled up my arm and i nearly had an accident lol...wasnt good

had a massive thing come out my dads car ages ago. was as big as my hand and had blue rings around its legs. full on stepped on it and got a liter of spider death on me.

had no idea what kind of spider it was. maybe a wild, blue ringed wozagozashozamoza from central cairns.

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hahaha what a pisser.

i farkin hate spiders too... unless im drunk, then for some reason have this great idea of sticking them in my mouth and pretending to eat them to freak people out, like the huntsman i was chasing my cousin around her house with in my mouth, could only see 2 legs popping out my mouth haha. You couldnt pay me to do something like that sober...

yea dw i had one to and so did my mate. If you park your car in your garage they come on and eat the bugs that land on your car, once you squish bugs after a drive they become easy meals for the spider it wont hurt you but i shit my self when i saw mine, they live in your car until you kill them.

I was driving down chap st (haha fully sick yea i know) anyway it started walking across the windscreen i fkn shit my self lol but my mate jumped out and took his ass out then i reversed over the fkr like 3 times lol

LOL

my dad once had one in his car. twas huge.

we got used to it. i names it teh huntah..

because it kept hunting down the bugs....

it wuld sit on my shoulder and make noises and stuff

i was visiting parramatta for work years ago in the sw20

big ass spider was on the passenger window, i though it was on the out side of the window so i leant over to tap the glass but the glass was soft and furry

jumped out in traffic and rolled around on the footopath saying get em off get em offffffffffffff!

LOL

my dad once had one in his car. twas huge.

we got used to it. i names it teh huntah..

because it kept hunting down the bugs....

it wuld sit on my shoulder and make noises and stuff

wtf? so u actually made friends with it? or are u just kidding? lolz

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Once in my old 323, a huntsman climbed across the inside of my windscreen. I shit myself and pulled over. Luckily it climbed onto the roof then. So I grabbed my shoe and did a Happy Gilmore with it.

wtf? so u actually made friends with it? or are u just kidding? lolz

yeah i made friends with a spider.. a big hairy one.. it picks all the bugs out of my teeth when i stick my head out the window too...

seriously.i was joking

inark you are one sick, sick man. :nyaanyaa:

Das Kamu im with you thats for sure...but I loled anyway..on sight of them I feel like there are hundreds crawling all over me.

Bloody Narre is the bush I swear, even at work there was a huntsman on the front door this morning waiting for me to arrive...

I remember once I sprayed that much of that exterior barrier spray before going to bed in my room that I was sick for a week and had like chemical burns in my nose and throat...felt like i was going to die..but did not see a single spider the whole time I lived there!!

K1ngtr my garage is so clean and has hardly any webs I felt safe in there until the mother of all spiders has launched its attack..this thing didnt have a web,and based on size must have used the door.

Needlless to say once my car is finished I'm not driving it...untill its been attacked by chemincal warfare for at least a month.

Hey it could be worse... could have been one of those new species of huntsmen they found in the Mekong river areas... it has a leg span of 30cm!

FARK THAT!!

Hey it could be worse... could have been one of those new species of huntsmen they found in the Mekong river areas... it has a leg span of 30cm!

FARK THAT!!

WHAT? 30cm

this guys got balls

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These kind of spiders don't use webs your garage can be the cleanest one in Melbourne, all it takes is for that spider to wander in your garage crawl up your wheel and now its a new moving home. Now It can find warmth constant shelter and an endless supply of bugs stuck in your grille, or bugs landing on your shiny fresh washed car at night.

They only come out at night so ill suggest a solution, Get raid or something and spray under the body in all your door jams boot and under the bonnet under the wheels go nuts! And it wont be able to handle it and you should be fine.

thankx for the pics guys....rocked my world...

LOL k1ngtr...sif spray it...that would mean i have to get close to it...and thats a BIG no no.

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