Help Needed By Someone Not Terrified Of Spiders

[KezR33]

I remember going on the first date with my current girlfriend, a huntsman walked across the inside of the windscreen. I shat myself, but put on a brave face, calmly pointed it out and then killed it for her (it was in her car).

Now that she knows who I really am she can kill her own damn spiders.

[madbung]

Close your eyes and eat it, good protien and it's what your body would do as a reflex if you were asleep.

So why not?

Also It has been said they taste like Thai chicken.

[KezR33]

[33gtst]

Holy Crap, that thing is horrific.

[rs73]

A insecticide like "Baygon" External is useful, you'll need to spray all along your external windows and door jam, all around, not just the bottom. and create a barrier. Good for every 3-6 months. As summer is approaching, all these insects, they get active again, looking for food, that's why they're all coming out. I would squeeze any little spiders I found but those big ones are so disgusting I would use an insect spray and won't bother to risk getting it all splatered over, and wait till they're through their agonising death and vacuum it or sweep it away with a broom.spraying your tyres with external barrier insect spray might be a good idea. after all they will need to climb through something, tyres...

[rs73]

not sure using those insect spray on door jamb of the car... do they react with the paintwork?

[R33 Ribby]

some one said you eat spiders in your sleep lol like this one

and this is a big spiddy to

[inark]

that first one is just farkin WRONG!

the second one is a camera trick... theyre not that big.

[Angelus]

Worst I ever had was an evil looking black one out the back, near the door. Didn't want the dogs to get bitten, so I crushed it.

Ever seen those movies, where they kill something, and it 'dissolves' into a million other little somethings?

Exactly what happened. I would almost swear that there were more little spiders than the big spider had bodyweight originally.

As soon as I stomped it, it literally looked like it melted into a million little evil looking spiders, and it wasn't until after we took care of them (with spray, of course ), that I found the original dead one.

Scared the absolute crap out of me.

[_K1NGTR_]

well i cant help you any more only suggestion is to get a b/f and looking at this thread no one from here as most of us are probably bigger girls than you are when it comes to spiders

[Mohsen]

Worst I ever had was an evil looking black one out the back, near the door. Didn't want the dogs to get bitten, so I crushed it.

Ever seen those movies, where they kill something, and it 'dissolves' into a million other little somethings?

Exactly what happened. I would almost swear that there were more little spiders than the big spider had bodyweight originally.

As soon as I stomped it, it literally looked like it melted into a million little evil looking spiders, and it wasn't until after we took care of them (with spray, of course ), that I found the original dead one.

Scared the absolute crap out of me.

it was a mumy spider

[DAS KAMU]

funny thing is my asian g/f just owns spiders ........... while i roll around and scream

[Sparkys]

Heh, I had a pet trapdoor spider as a kid, used to pop flies/bugs/etc into the aquarium with it and it was the coolest how it popped open it's little trap door to grab them and eat them. Had a huntsman and a brown snake too but my sister dobbed me in and I had to let them go

[Angelus]

it was a mumy spider

That's the conclusion I came to, yes.

[Mohsen]

baby killer ^^

[rs73]

Mummy Spider - it carries hundreds of its babies, all poisonous ones, on her back for about 40 days...

Here's an article with photos that will guarantee tingle your spine...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1444007.ece

[Mohsen]

mmm baby spiders, great deep fried

[33gtst]

yuk, thats evil.

But that shape is more what my spider looked like than the old huntsman.... D Day is tomorrow, still dont know If Im going to drive it, yet am very reluctant to return the car to the offending garage where the whole crisis begun!

Seriously who owns a spider as a pet? Weird...do they come when you call....lol

[Mohsen]

lol... do they come when you call....

i dont think so. but it would be cool of you could whistle and it would run up to you like a dog and jump up and bring down the flies

that would be teh shizz

as well as mini velociraptors. that would be so fkn cool