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I think on a day like this we all need to virtually join hands and say a prayer...

Hey Santa claus you (unt!

Where's me fu(king bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fu(king letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fu(king bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

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I think on a day like this we all need to virtually join hands and say a prayer...

Hey Santa claus you (unt!

Where's me fu(king bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fu(king letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fu(king bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

Hey thanta claus you (unt,

Where's me fu(king pppram

You pppromised me you'd send me one

You remember who I am,

Cos I'm the little girl who you made sit there on your lap,

I'll give you fu(king Ho, Ho, Ho,

Ya forgot me fu(king pppram!!!!

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