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No, this isn't a thread about breaking the drought and getting some action.

Its about how I went for a cruise last night and didn't see one cop until........ "duh duh duh"

I was approaching the cnr of Commercial Rd and Chapel St. I'd just realised that I'd seen no cops at all when one pulled out of Izett st directly behind me.

We stopped side by side at Chapel St and he moved forward to checkout my front bar.

Now, my ride is prolly shy of legal height by about 5mm and with the 400R kit it looks even lower. I acted as cool as I could and pretended to be oblivious to the cop looking.

When the lights turned green we both moved off with me trying not to run boost at all so he wouldn't hear my BOV. Needless to say I moved so slowly I had tolook suspicious.

However he couldn't have given a toss and turned into Chapel.

I stopped sweating and booted it all the way to 60km/h haha to get the phuc outta there.

I must have built up a reserve of good karma with all my legal driving so the cops leave me alone.

It was a good night.

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Originally posted by 32_ENVY

My god you start a hell of a lot of threads man, keep up the good work

I know dude, but I thought someone had to liven this place up a bit.

The therapy thread and the genital piercing one were just the tip of the iceberg. Stay tuned for "Wardest's Wasteland", Wardest's Warzone" and "Wardest Wants Action".

They are gonna be all class threads and a total tear up.

To quote Beteljuice,

"Let turn up the juice and see what shakes loose"

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oh and wardest, lucky ay, everytime a cop has ever followed me they have pulled me over
he saw you were not a p-plater and left you alone  they do that

:) cops have fully looked in my car, see all sorts of flashy doovas, shrugged and move on.. they don't care about older ppl driving skylines coz when you turn 25 you never drive fast or anything :D

p.s. shutdup amateur whores !

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Originally posted by pushead

How about whorer of the month goes to.....

WARDEST! :D:):D

I'm no whore, I just start the threads that get the whole club whoring.

C'mon, tell me you don't like it and I'll stop.

Where would any of you be without my "in your face thread" stylz?

I'll tell you where, back in the Wasteland, posting drivel and getting bored.

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Originally posted by 32_ENVY

but where posting drivel here. BTW, i like cheese

But its not drivel when the thread is started by me. :D

Its carefully structured, entertaining, stimulating banter.

Why do you think you're all having such a good time? Its coz I'm pulling the strings.

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Originally posted by Wardest

Now, my ride is prolly shy of legal height by about 5mm and with the 400R kit it looks even lower.  

Ward, the ride height is measured from the lowest point of the car to the road so it doens't matter that the bottom of your car is 5mm short of 100mm, they will measure it from the lowest point which would be your front bar and I know you can't fit a Coke can under that...

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