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wow i only just saw this..... i didnt even know it was a dinner thread til jeremy told me tonight lol

im keen.. pretty sure my plus 1 will be getting dragged along too

im only coming on 2 conditions though... anna has her tits out and dave wears my tink shirt :)

Just called as I saw they have booking limits without serious notice (8 people max). I have made the booking for 35+ people; the booking is under SAU for 7pm.

We may or may not be put outside. They still do cheap all you can eat which is $8 chilli bowls

Just called as I saw they have booking limits without serious notice (8 people max). I have made the booking for 35+ people; the booking is under SAU for 7pm.

We may or may not be put outside. They still do cheap all you can eat which is $8 chilli bowls

As long as the jugs of margs are icy :)

i remember one time years ago when this guy came up to me at a meet and said hey arent you smooth like from the forums, im like dude seriously look around at the skylines yes, from sau. He continued on like yeah man you and a few other guys are pretty funny. I was like hahaha, but hey seriously not funny. He then proceeded to try and touch my wang while no one was looking, he gave a subtle wink too which didnt exactly make me want to kick a supergoal. Im sure Jay saw it but he didnt want to be caught up in it and besides there was an interesting story on 60 minutes.

So I told the guy it wasnt appropraite and he needs to get out some more. He then tried to put his arm around me and then the police came and said hey you guys, cut this standing around out, you are scaring people. Eug just stood there and said he why so cranky captain? The guy went on to say his wife left him and he cant really feel normal without drinking these days. The dude who tried to touch my wang just started crying and tearing his clothes off, bens mum didnt let him come out anymore which was sad because he was so short and liked downhill skiing.

So yeah... I wont be there. But may drive after if my new car has arrived.

I invented less than three...

Special hugs to Josh, James, Ed and anyone else I have met personally.

The rest of you, shame.

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anyone got a menu??

the better half is winging about chilli :D

They still haven't built their web site, so no menus that I can find online. But they do anything from steaks, ribs, chicken and burgers to the chilli bowls.

i remember one time years ago when this guy came up to me at a meet and said hey arent you smooth like from the forums, im like dude seriously look around at the skylines yes, from sau. He continued on like yeah man you and a few other guys are pretty funny. I was like hahaha, but hey seriously not funny. He then proceeded to try and touch my wang while no one was looking, he gave a subtle wink too which didnt exactly make me want to kick a supergoal. Im sure Jay saw it but he didnt want to be caught up in it and besides there was an interesting story on 60 minutes.

So I told the guy it wasnt appropraite and he needs to get out some more. He then tried to put his arm around me and then the police came and said hey you guys, cut this standing around out, you are scaring people. Eug just stood there and said he why so cranky captain? The guy went on to say his wife left him and he cant really feel normal without drinking these days. The dude who tried to touch my wang just started crying and tearing his clothes off, bens mum didnt let him come out anymore which was sad because he was so short and liked downhill skiing.

So yeah... I wont be there. But may drive after if my new car has arrived.

I invented less than three...

Special hugs to Josh, James, Ed and anyone else I have met personally.

The rest of you, shame.

f**k you Matt <3

Ska, YOU are why this site can't have nice things.

You are the reason slayer sales went up 32.5%

As long as the jugs of margs are icy :happy:

You'll be a train wreck. Somone bring a camera.

Special hugs to Josh, James, Ed and anyone else I have met personally.

The rest of you, shame.

Cigars, golf and a bottle of something something :(

As far as I’m concerned everything here is unraveling at an exponentially faster rate than normal, and as usual you seem oblivious to it all. I imagine you re-arranging deck chairs on the titanic as the ship slowly takes on water as the hysterical masses that surround you scream and shove people out of the way to get to the few remaining lifeboats. They all know the score. It’ll probably hit you when your frostbitten fingers slip from the piece of ice you’ve been clutching as your head slips beneath the surface of the water and you take the first lungful of water instead of air. Drowning. And you’ll find yourself wondering where it all went wrong. I could have warned you. I could have told you that this would happen. But no matter how I twist it in my mind there is no way you would have ever listened anyway.

To all the people on here who are flitting through, and to all of the kids from the current generation who couldn’t string together a sentence if your life depended on it: This place used to be something else. And the embers will never fade, but this is the way that things are, and if there is truly a sin against life, it does not exist in the hatred of this life, but moreso in wishing for another and denying the implacable grandeur of this one.

I am with smoothline. To the rest of you SHAME. less than foward slash three.

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